Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.

Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.

A script can just be a blueprint, and you've got to go in and build it and color it in and paint it.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts.