Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

The two-party system has given this country the war of Lyndon Johnson, the Watergate of Nixon, and the incompetence of Carter. Saying we should keep the two-party system simply because it is working is like saying the Titanic voyage was a success because a few people survived on life-rafts.

One thing about a pig, he thinks he's warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one's nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.