Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.