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Being ready before the storm strikes is sometimes the difference between life and death.


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JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
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JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
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