Being with an insanely jealous person is like being in the room with a dead mammoth.

You can always tell gifted and highly intelligent people as they always turn to the past. Any young person who knows anything that happened before 1980, or 1990, or 2000 for that matter, is immediately someone who is intelligent, probably creative, maybe a writer. Nobody who is drawn to the past and learning about the past is not gifted.

Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

There's nothing better than discovering, to your own astonishment, what you're meant to do. It's like falling in love.

Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.