Believe me...Nothing is bad, just prove it as right

My dear Arthur, I never talk scandal. I only talk gossip.
What is the difference between scandal and gossip?
Oh! Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

Hard to say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong.

Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.

So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.