Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto

I knew it was a risk, but the $2 million deposited in my off-shore bank account was worth it. I may go down as the worst ref in Super Bowl history, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank. $2 million is $2 million!

If you need proof of God to believe, then you will never have the faith you need to believe.