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Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death


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Best while you have it use your breath,There is no drinking after death. (The Bloody Brother)
JOHN FLETCHER Best while you have it use your breath,
There is no drinking after death. (The Bloody Brother)
JOHN FLETCHER Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, us...
BEN JONSON Drink today, and drown all sorrow;
You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow;
Best, while you ...
BEN JONSON You try starving yourself to death, ... It's like holding your breath. After a while, your physiolog...
WALTER KAYE Your legacy left behind after your death is like your fingerprints while you are alive ~ it defines ...
PADDICK VAN ZYL Open your eyes, Train your ears, Use your head; If a mind you have, use it while you can.
OLASOT What you have within you in your life is what you are after death. If you have explored it to some e...
BELSEBUUB Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail nev...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN There is no bigger dream than to have your best friend at work with you every day playing your best ...
HEATHER GRAHAM Be glad while you have breath.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Don't drag in television. It is worked to death and there are so many better appliances you can use ...
HUGO GERNSBACK To know how glorious you are, it is only after your death.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE There is no death! What seems so is transition; This life of mortal breath is but a suburb of the li...
HENRY W. LONGFELLOW don't worry - so what if there is no life after death? There is life after Garp, believe me.
JOHN IRVING Life has no beginning and no ending. It only begins right after your birth and end right after your ...
THE INSPIRATIONIST If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose
JACK HANDY When you are new at sheep-raising and your ewe has a lamb, your impulse is to stay there and help it...
WENDELL BERRY This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine lik...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats.
PETER HEDGES Time is like a half stick of gum. While you wish you had more, you're still glad you have some to co...
TRAVIS J HEDRICK It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Everyone, at some point in their life, is going to make a mistake, in fact, many of you probably alr...
AVINA CELESTE It was like a dream you might have after death in which lost people came back to life, your friends ...
ANN BRASHARES There is no smoking, eating or drinking. But we do have restrooms.
DEE ROBERTS Living without meaning is not Life, it is Death. It is like being in the graveyard except that you s...
RVM It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
WINSTON CHURCHILL There is no harm in patience, and no profit in lamentation. Death is easier to bear (than) that whic...
ABU BAKR There is no rule book, no right or wrong; you just have to make it up and do the very best you can t...
KATE MIDDLETON Just like becoming an expert in wine–you learn by drinking it, the best you can afford–you learn...
JULIA CHILD It became clear to us in that case there is no best practice and it is frequently something where yo...
KITTY LAGARETA If you try to do your best there is no failure.
MIKE FARRELL I was afraid that after drinking Ayahuasca and experiencing death that I would get reckless and care...
GERARD ARMOND POWELL There is no certainty, not even your next breath.
Live like you are dieing because in reality ...
NIKKI ROWE Death is buried there into death
Hunger strikes on its own last breath
No spine to shiver...
MUNIA KHAN And you, brave Cobham! to the latest breath Shall feel your ruling passion strong in death.
ALEXANDER POPE There is no other art in which you are your own artistic tool. It is so full. You use your body, you...
LAURA THOMASSON The bottom line is we got one breath left, ... and we're going to use it to the best of our ability.
DOUG MIENTKIEWICZ It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is neces...
WINSTON CHURCHILL You would think it best to save your breath for running, but I often find screaming helps.
MARK LAWRENCE The only condition that miracles will come is after you have done your best.
SUNDAY ADELAJA I have good hope that there is something after death.
PLATO "No" is something you use a lot, and when you start using it you have a whip in your hands.
LOU SCHULTZ And you can get your car cleaned too while drinking lemonade and know you are doing a good thing.
ASHLEE JOHNSON I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie ...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you. While you live, wh...
MARCUS AURELIUS After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER After your death, you will be what you were before your birth.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER There is no fear before and no fear after. We give our best.
RICKIE LEE JONES It is no use to wait for your ship to come in unless you have sent one out
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ROSS MATHEWS I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're l...
CATE BLANCHETT Anger becomes limiting, restricting. You can't see through it. While anger is there, look at tha...
THYLIAS MOSS Feel lucky for what you have when you have it. Isn't that the point? Happily ever after doesn't mean...
ALICE HOFFMAN You can really have everything you want, if you go after it, but you will have to want it. The desir...
CHARLES E. POPPLESTONE You can really have everything you want, if you go after it, but you will have to want it. The desir...
CHARLES E. POPPLESTONE Take care of our own Mother Earth, it is the only so beautiful planet we have to live on. Use/produc...
EMA DAN There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA Breath is the bridge which connects life to consciousness, which unites your body to your thoughts. ...
THICH NHAT HANH Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO No matter how difficult it may be for you after you have reassessed your life
SUNDAY ADELAJA You go after the segment of the investigation you've got the best evidence on, and you use that as l...
BILL MATEJA There is something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you; nothing is...
DOLLY WELLS The best way to change it is to do it. Right? And then after a while you become it, and it's eas...
URSULA BURNS It's no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'
MALLORY ORTBERG Everything is creative. It's all relative to me. No matter what, you've gotta use your imagi...
ACTION BRONSON If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total ...
KURT COBAIN If you die you’re completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I’m not afraid of dying. To...
KURT COBAIN A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families al...
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SARAH VINE Unlike occasional marijuana use, binge drinking can actually kill you.
BRUCE MIRKEN I can make the best French toast.
PETER O'TOOLE The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move
FRANK CRANE After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and r...
SARAH JESSICA PARKER Once you have accepted your flaws, No one can use them against you.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There is no such thing as "just breathing," every breath is a reminder of life; life is not defined ...
LAUREN SOPHIA ADDINGTON What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It's what you can bear. And there it is... It w...
MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM It is hard to have patience with people who say There is no death or Death doesn't matter. There is ...
C.S. LEWIS It is hard to have patience with people who say "There is no death" or "Death doesn't matter." There...
C. S. LEWIS It is hard to have patience with people who say ''There is no death'' or ''Death doesn't matter'.' T...
C.S. LEWIS In the matter of war, ask this question to yourself and to your own fellow country men: Have you eve...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember al...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were...
ANONYMOUS TOAST May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout f...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money
ANONYMOUS TOAST Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a hors...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its s...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup
ANONYMOUS TOAST May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is...
ANONYMOUS TOAST A Merry Christmas this December - To a lot of folks I don't remember
ANONYMOUS TOAST Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good t...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow......
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a health to all those that we love, Here's a health to all those that love us, Here's a healt...
ANONYMOUS TOAST May the ships at sea never be bottoms up
ANONYMOUS TOAST

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May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember al...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were...
ANONYMOUS TOAST May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout f...
ANONYMOUS TOAST I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie ...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money
ANONYMOUS TOAST Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a hors...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its s...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup
ANONYMOUS TOAST May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is...
ANONYMOUS TOAST A Merry Christmas this December - To a lot of folks I don't remember
ANONYMOUS TOAST Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good t...
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow......
ANONYMOUS TOAST Here's a health to all those that we love, Here's a health to all those that love us, Here's a healt...
ANONYMOUS TOAST May the ships at sea never be bottoms up
ANONYMOUS TOAST Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good ...
WEDDING TOAST In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out infriendship, never in want.
OLD IRISH TOAST May the devil make a ladder of your backbone - While he is picking apples in the garden of Hell
OLD IRISH TOAST Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest...
OLD IRISH TOAST When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt...
OLD IRISH TOAST An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the f...
OLD IRISH TOAST In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in
friendship, never in want.
OLD IRISH TOAST Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS You don't have to touch someone to love them, It's not in the kiss, It's in the times you don't kiss...
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS Glory be to Him who changes others and remains Himself unchanged!
ANONYMOUS Beloved, let us love one another, because love is from God; everyone one who loves is born of God an...
ANONYMOUS May the God who gives endurance and encouragement
give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ...
ANONYMOUS Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
ANONYMOUS Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
ANONYMOUS Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
ANONYMOUS An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
ANONYMOUS Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
ANONYMOUS Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
ANONYMOUS Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
ANONYMOUS Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an o...
ANONYMOUS Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
ANONYMOUS Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
ANONYMOUS Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For eve...
ANONYMOUS Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
ANONYMOUS A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowin...
ANONYMOUS Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
ANONYMOUS She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
ANONYMOUS many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. charm is deceptive, beauty is fleeting; but a ...
ANONYMOUS Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
ANONYMOUS When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
ANONYMOUS It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
ANONYMOUS Happiness seems to be the result of something happening — inactivity is not very exhilarating.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not given but exchanged.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not a matter of good fortune or worldly possessions. It's a mental attitude. It comes f...
ANONYMOUS If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your a...
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not always measured in smiles.
ANONYMOUS Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.
ANONYMOUS Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
ANONYMOUS The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
ANONYMOUS Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle ...
ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
ANONYMOUS My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved ...
ANONYMOUS The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
ANONYMOUS Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
ANONYMOUS Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
ANONYMOUS Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i...
ANONYMOUS A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
ANONYMOUS When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my l...
ANONYMOUS Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
ANONYMOUS Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة، وأمرك بالمعروف صدقة ونهيك عن ال...
ANONYMOUS The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
ANONYMOUS And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:

Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
ANONYMOUS I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ...
ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
ANONYMOUS If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your sm...
ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS