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Between District 12 and District 11, which takes in Allegheny County, there are the highest percentage of deficient structures. We are well above the statewide average of 21 percent.


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JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
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JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON