Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.

The news is glorified gossip.

To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.