Beyond various bumps and bruises, lacerations and a few broken bones, we're going to be in miraculous shape.

We're very appreciative of all the phone calls we've had from high schools from throughout the area. We're thankful for all the prayers. We've had counselors call and offer their help, but at this point I think we'll be OK.

You can't really class all reality shows together. For instance, 'Top Chef' is about talent and competition. 'Big Brother' is more like what happens when you get all those narcissistic personalities crammed in together... and there are limits to that.

Personally, I don't get that whole reality show thing. It was much smaller, and it's grown. It's like an epidemic. I'm still rather confused by it.

I'm not a good poker player, but I've got one bluffing technique - as long as you're quick with the blinds, you're fine.

I don't like my nipples showing. They look like targets.