Blasted spam pigeons!


Kate Beaton

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Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon saus...
TERRY JONES
Premium spam is still spam.
JAMES TURNER
no SPAM, maybe bologna but not SPAM.
RONALD HUBBARD
This fellow pecks up wit, as pigeons pease, And utters it again when God doth please.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Wood-pigeons cooed there, stock-doves nestled there; My trees were full on songs and flowers and f...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI
'Tis a bird I love, with its brooding note, And the trembling throb in its mottled throat; The...
NATHANIEL PARKER WILLIS
Hold, there is the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon-...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Keith was no Franciscan, and it seemed to him an act of narcissism to feed pigeons, who would if any...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG
Blasted with excess of light.
THOMAS GRAY
You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate,
And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
What's in Spam? nostrils brains?and eyes intestinal linings and uteri? anything swept from the slaug...
O ANNA NIEMUS
Whether an individual receives this much spam, or more or less spam, is highly variable. What an ind...
RICK JACKSON
ISPs have gotten better at blocking spam, they've gotten together to form anti-spam associations and...
GRAHAM CLULEY
ISPs have gotten better at blocking spam, they've gotten together to form anti-spam associations and...
GRAHAM CLULEY
It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do.
PAT CASH
There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building."
"Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Han...
RICK RIORDAN
Spam filters have gotten so good, a properly managed filter can turn the sting of spam into a minor ...
RICHI JENNINGS
Spam has shifted from basement amateurs to hard core criminal enterprises. True criminals have start...
CLAUDIA SARROCCO
Consumers use the 'S' word very easily. Their definition of spam is completely different from a mark...
STEPHANIE MILLER
I love the pigeons. I just raise them, period, and feed them. Pigeons go away, and they always come ...
GEORGE FOREMAN
My style is very simple, but I love Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson and Kate Middleton.
OLIVIA HOLT
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Given what I know of spam, [filtering won't] be very effective in reliably differentiating types of ...
CHRIS LEWIS
I started looking at fashion magazines, specifically 'British Vogue.' I was reading a lot ab...
HAMISH BOWLES
Various different people have inspired me throughout my career. From Francis Bacon to Vassareli, Coc...
DRIES VAN NOTEN
ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you?
Kate: Yes. Several times.
ALF: I meant today.
ANNE SCHEDEEN
I spent the day with the pigeons, on a bench in Trafalgar Square, my bag of belongings huddled to my...
KATE GRIFFIN
Manfred used to be a flock of pigeons -- literally, his exocortex dispersed among a passel of bird b...
CHARLES STROSS
Me? I was lost for long time. I didn’t make any friends for few years. You can say I made friends ...
RABIH ALAMEDDINE
It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do.
PAT CASH
When they think of pigeons they think of something wild.
JIM CLARK
Kate would have Thomas, no one blame her can: Tom won't have Kate, and who can blame the Man?
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Porn is passe when it comes to spam.
NICHOLAS GRAHAM
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam
MARGARET ATWOOD
I get more spam than anyone I know.
BILL GATES
Kate Moss has great style.
YIGAL AZROUEL
Kate Moss is an icon.
JAMES KYDD
It won't reduce spam directly. AOL is already good at managing spam issues, and Yahoo is getting bet...
RICHARD COX
When it comes to Spam, ... we get the joke.
JULIE CRAVEN
How to identify a poor person;The one always desiring more money just to satisfy his vanity affairs ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics
WOODY ALLEN
It was in ruins. It had become a home for pigeons.
DANA ROBERTS
If you don't get Spam, you feel left out.
ALAN PELZER
What often is missed with social irritants like spam and telemarketing is that they are a product of...
CHRIS HOOFNAGLE
The average inbox doesn't have that much spam anymore. The end user would probably say the spam prob...
ANNE MITCHELL
We would have second thoughts about using Kate Moss again. We weren't aware of any issues with Kate ...
GLORIA VANDERBILT
Yes, I have seen Kate again.
PETE DOHERTY
Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your eg...
ILONA ANDREWS
My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and maki...
ILONA ANDREWS
I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.
ILONA ANDREWS
Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to mak...
ILONA ANDREWS
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
ILONA ANDREWS
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
WOODY ALLEN
Ultimately, Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is ...
MATT MULLENWEG
Testing on the spam filter last week went very well.
BETSY DRAPER
The bottom itself wasn't anything exciting. But when it started going higher, it blasted off.
RICHARD DICKSON
And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them.
BIBLE
I'm still very much Kate.
KATE MIDDLETON
Kate was, and is, an absolute champ.
TOM CRUISE
Sparrows and pigeons and a blackbird were celebrating the morning in the courtyard.
RUTH DOWNIE
I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

"Now you know h...
ILONA ANDREWS
The amount of spam coming from some individuals, or a spam ring, can be staggering. If these people ...
AARON KORNBLUM
One small company we spoke to ended up getting their legitimate mail blocked by anti-spam software, ...
CHRIS POTTER
Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
SCOTT WEILAND
Your data is for sale. Let’s hear it from spam industry
LILY CHATTERJEE
Every single day, the flood of pornographic and sleazy spam grows.
RON WYDEN
The spam filter [suggestion] came up last year. It was a request from the Technology Fee Committee, ...
BETSY DRAPER
I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly...
RICK RIORDAN
It's going to put the cat among the pigeons, and that's not a bad thing, it seems to me.
JOHN HURT
The biggest problem is the lights with the spikes on them for the pigeons.
ED BAILEY
Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
ILONA ANDREWS
Dancing with Kate Beckinsale made me very excited.
RICHARD ROXBURGH
Kate just stood on her head, like always.
JEAN BUTLER
Poor Kate,” said Constance, “she’s lost her marbles.
TRENTON LEE STEWART
I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
AL YANKOVIC
The Rockland runner is very good and Kate stayed with her the whole race. Kate is so consistent. I c...
KATHLEEN MCCARTHY
While the volume of spam reaching AOL email inboxes has remained at low levels compared to it's heig...
CHARLES STILES
If it could be done tomorrow you'd just see spam just drop off the charts,
JOHN REID
Hip," I murmur, remembering last night, how I lost it completely in a stall at Nell's---my mouth foa...
BRET EASTON ELLIS
She's very comfortable with her sexuality. She doesn't have the Puritan approach that Kate had. Well...
DON BELLISARIO
We came out real lazy. Coach didn't like that. He came in at halftime, and just blasted us.
ANTONIO ANDERSON
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides...
ILONA ANDREWS
Every time you receive spam, we send back an opt-out request to the spammer. Unlike other companies ...
ERAN RESHEF
He Greek and Latin speaks with greater ease Than hogs eat acorns, and tame pigeons peas.
LIONEL CRANFIELD, EARL OF MIDDLESEX
Any poultry on sale in an unregulated market and any pigeons or game are now culled.
GEORGE KHOURY
I love the way Charlize Theron and Kate Moss dress.
PHARRELL WILLIAMS
Kate Middleton's a pretty girl who sounds nice.
PETER YORK
Mary-Kate is doing well and really enjoying her summer.
MICHAEL PAGNOTTA
The Help Desk does receive complaints regarding spam e-mail. Faculty, staff and students are verball...
KATHY LANG
ISPs are wise to improve spam filtering, and ensure that permission emails are not erroneously marke...
DAVID DANIELS
Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective.
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This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of ...
ILONA ANDREWS
If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all th...
ILONA ANDREWS
Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip ...
ILONA ANDREWS
Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
ILONA ANDREWS
One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
ILONA ANDREWS
She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say somethi...
ILONA ANDREWS
Are you happy?
When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
The rest o...
ILONA ANDREWS
Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS
What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
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KATE CHRISTENSEN
Across the Atlantic, in the scattered, far-flung, rural settlements of colonial America, hospitality...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
Famously cancer fighting, laden with vitamins, minerals, soluble fiber, and phytonutrients, broccoli...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
I never see myself as writing satire. I think I write about people as they really are, without makin...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
Even more than dying itself, I'm scared of the horror-movie changes that happen to the human bod...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
My youngest sister belonged to a group called the Twelve Tribes for many years. She recently left, w...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
The male muse is an unaccountably rare thing in art. Where does that leave female artists looking fo...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
Whenever possible, I use local, fresh ingredients, just because it tastes and feels better to eat an...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
It gives me immense pleasure to be trustworthy, faithful, and true - to have the kind of romantic bo...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
Food is not a means toward resolution. It can't cure heartbreak or solve untenable dilemmas.
KATE CHRISTENSEN
On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
There's a certain time of day after sunset when people naturally seem to feel the urge to gather...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
I remember the moment I first became aware of aging. I was 30. I looked down at my knees, and the sk...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
It's interesting to try to imagine how early humans discovered what was edible and what wasn'...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
My blog is a celebration of the unexpected, settled, happy life I find myself living in Portland, Ma...
KATE CHRISTENSEN
I've never been an outward rebel, but inside, I just rebel deeply.
KATE CHRISTENSEN
In the procession I should feel the crushing feet, the clashing discords, the ruthless hands and sti...
KATE CHOPIN
The generous abundance of her passion, without guile or trickery, was like a white flame which penet...
KATE CHOPIN
Some people are born with a vital and responsive energy. It not only enables them to keep abreast of...
KATE CHOPIN
When the doctors came they said she had died of heart disease - of joy that kills.
KATE CHOPIN
But the beginning of things, of a world especially, is necessarily vague, tangled, chaotic, and exce...
KATE CHOPIN
To be an artist includes much; one must possess many gifts - absolute gifts - which have not been ac...
KATE CHOPIN
I wonder if anyone else has an ear so tuned and sharpened as I have, to detect the music, not of the...
KATE CHOPIN
A person can't have everything in this world; and it was a little unreasonable of her to expect ...
KATE CHOPIN
It is greater than the stars - that moving procession of human energy; greater than the palpitating ...
KATE CHOPIN
She missed him the days when some pretext served to take him away from her, just as one misses the s...
KATE CHOPIN