Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Groucho Marx
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ANONYMOUS Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: fo...
BIBLE The world would not be in such a snarl,/ had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
MICHAEL FELDMAN The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
GROUCHO MARX Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy.
MATHEW; BIBLE Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.
LOVELLE DRACHMAN Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth
BIBLE Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy. Mathew
BIBLE Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy. [Mathew].
BIBLE Blessed are those who eat greens, for they shall keep their teeth. Blessed are those who wash their ...
DIANA GABALDON Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you.
F. JOHNSON Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
HERBERT HOOVER Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt
HERBERT HOOVER Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
HERBERT HOOVER The English are mentioned in the Bible: Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth
MARK TWAIN Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon nod off.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
BIBLE Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspe...
JOHN LITHGOW Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other thr...
ALICE COOPER Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be dissapointed! -Unknown.
UNKNOWN Blessed are those that nought expect,
For they shall not be disappointed.
JOHN WALCOT Blessed are those who imitate us for they shall inherit our faults.
JACINTO BENAVENTE Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto
ROBERT LYNN ASPRIN Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.
L.M. MONTGOMERY Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
BIBLE Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON It has to do with seeing God. “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God” (Matthew 5...
JOHN PIPER Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.
ALBERT CAMUS When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
LINDA KAGE Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
CHRISTOPHER MOORE The genius of the Marx Brothers is for parody. They never are themselves. They exist too abundantly ...
MARK VAN DOREN I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and ...
ELLIOTT GOULD And as for him whose good deeds are light, these are they who shall have lost their souls, abiding i...
QURAN The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a ...
GROUCHO MARX Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs...
BIBLE Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you
GROUCHO MARX The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH My icons do not raise up the blessed savior in elaborate cathedrals. They are constructed concentrat...
DAN FLAVIN Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come ...
GROUCHO MARX "Blessed are those, who don't have money to spare for share market, for they shall never loss their ...
DR HITESH C SHETH Let us give thanks for our shadows
for they are there in the first place
because of the pr...
KAMAND KOJOURI People often believed they were safer in the light, thinking monsters only came out at night.
C.J. ROBERTS It was frustrating to still be in the dark about something and be given only so little light.
LAUREN LOLA It is now lighted, Let's enjoy the Light, learn and walk in the Light so we may see the rough roads ...
VICTOR SUR True spirituality does not require the need of an external middleman or mediator (priest, rabbi, gur...
THE INNER LIGHT Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
UNKNOWN Darkness is nothing
but an opportunity
to spread light
JACKIE VIRAMONTEZ If we believe in the Blessed Saviour, we shall be saved.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If we believed in the blessed Saviour, we shall be saved.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in ...
BIBLE Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
FRANK DANE She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING Blessed is he that works in the temple of imagination,for his days shall be filled with abundance.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
JESUS CHRIST So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I like to exhilarate the audience like Groucho Marx exhilarated me when I was a kid. Also, I enjoy d...
FRANK FERRANTE Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
JESUS CHRIST Let there be light! Abba! Father, let there be light!
In our dark moments we cry; let there be ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The past is behind, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is here, live it...
THOMAS S. MONSON I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
GROUCHO MARX Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude.
ALEXANDER POPE "Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" was the ninth beatitude
ALEXANDER POPE Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
ALEXANDER POPE Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Blessed is he who expects nothing for he shall never be
disappointed.
ALEXANDER POPE Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA Light is found on the green.
J.R. RIM Blessed are the forgetful; for they get over their stupidities, too.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE And thou shalt make the seven lamps thereof: and they shall light the lamps thereof, that they may g...
BIBLE Whoever blessings, shall be abundantly blessed.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man li...
COMPTON GAGE Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man li...
ECCLESIASTES 11: 7 & 8 Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the forgetful; for they get the better even of their blunders
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why
ERNEST RENAN Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why.
ERNEST RENAN Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of lif...
BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life.
BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of li...
NEW TESTAMENT JAMES, CHAPTER 1, VERSE 12: May the Father be gracious according to your needs.Dear Father preserve their life,relieve them of p...
SHELLEY E WILLIAMS She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS Blessed is he whose vineyard is filled with the crop called imagination,for hunger shall be his enem...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Let go, let life, and enjoy the journey…!
JAMES A. MURPHY When we put LIVE backwards it spells EVIL, interesting how one word can have two totally opposing me...
GARY F EVANS... Light falls upon a dew drop; rewarding all who are blessed to witness the moments of its glisten.
TRUTH DEVOUR Everyone shall be given their ceremonial send-off after their marriage. O Nanak, blessed are the hap...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself.
MANDY HALE They are not dead who live in lives they leave behind; In those whom they have blessed, they live a ...
HUGH ROBERT ORR Light a light; wherever you are, you will be found, you shall be discovered!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
GROUCHO MARX The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
GROUCHO MARX Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARX I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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GROUCHO MARX I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
GROUCHO MARX Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men--the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARX Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
GROUCHO MARX One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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GROUCHO MARX Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day...
GROUCHO MARX The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
GROUCHO MARX Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go...
GROUCHO MARX I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and...
GROUCHO MARX I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yes...
GROUCHO MARX I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
GROUCHO MARX How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How...
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GROUCHO MARX I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
GROUCHO MARX Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
GROUCHO MARX Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
GROUCHO MARX What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna p...
GROUCHO MARX I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
GROUCHO MARX One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
GROUCHO MARX If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
GROUCHO MARX A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARX I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
GROUCHO MARX Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARX I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARX Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early ...
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
GROUCHO MARX There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
GROUCHO MARX I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARX I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make d...
GROUCHO MARX A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
GROUCHO MARX I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
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GROUCHO MARX Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the w...
GROUCHO MARX No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARX While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
GROUCHO MARX I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and rea...
GROUCHO MARX If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARX The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words....
GROUCHO MARX Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARX I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
GROUCHO MARX Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARX In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
GROUCHO MARX I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
GROUCHO MARX I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
GROUCHO MARX She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARX I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
GROUCHO MARX A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARX All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I...
GROUCHO MARX I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
GROUCHO MARX I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
GROUCHO MARX Humor is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARX One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
GROUCHO MARX Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
GROUCHO MARX I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
GROUCHO MARX I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
GROUCHO MARX I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
GROUCHO MARX He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARX I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
GROUCHO MARX I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yes...
GROUCHO MARX Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and app...
GROUCHO MARX I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
GROUCHO MARX Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
GROUCHO MARX Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARX Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX All geniuses die young.
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GROUCHO MARX I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every...
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GROUCHO MARX She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARX The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
GROUCHO MARX I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
GROUCHO MARX No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
GROUCHO MARX She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party.
GROUCHO MARX I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
GROUCHO MARX In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and ...
GROUCHO MARX Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
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GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARX Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
GROUCHO MARX There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
GROUCHO MARX She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is han...
GROUCHO MARX Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARX It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
GROUCHO MARX I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THA...
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows ...
GROUCHO MARX Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day ...
GROUCHO MARX Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long e...
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARX We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. Well, art is art, isnt it? Still, on t...
GROUCHO MARX I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARX Women should be obscene and not heard.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
GROUCHO MARX I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure
GROUCHO MARX The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you’ve got it made.”
GROUCHO MARX Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
GROUCHO MARX My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you ...
GROUCHO MARX My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually te...
GROUCHO MARX Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARX If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price ...
GROUCHO MARX Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t...
GROUCHO MARX I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library ...
GROUCHO MARX You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX [When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Ju...
GROUCHO MARX I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
GROUCHO MARX Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
GROUCHO MARX Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
GROUCHO MARX Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
GROUCHO MARX A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARX Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have...
GROUCHO MARX If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it...
GROUCHO MARX I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARX If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARX One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
GROUCHO MARX Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I...
GROUCHO MARX It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
GROUCHO MARX I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but ...
GROUCHO MARX Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
GROUCHO MARX I'm giving you 30 days to live.
GROUCHO MARX She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party
GROUCHO MARX Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed
GROUCHO MARX A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
GROUCHO MARX And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
GROUCHO MARX Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
GROUCHO MARX Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
GROUCHO MARX Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARX I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
GROUCHO MARX A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX Blood's not thicker than money
GROUCHO MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
GROUCHO MARX The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stay...
GROUCHO MARX Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I...
GROUCHO MARX I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
GROUCHO MARX I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. Wh...
GROUCHO MARX Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member
GROUCHO MARX Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never ...
GROUCHO MARX