Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. -- Matthew 5
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For they shall not be disappointed. JOHN WALCOT Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed. L.M. MONTGOMERY Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. JESUS CHRIST Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous. ANONYMOUS Blessed are the peacemakers; theirs is the kingdom of heaven LEO TOLSTOY Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. JESUS CHRIST I am waiting for the meek to be blessed and inherit the earth... without taxes LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy". CHRISTOPHER MOORE Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. ALBERT CAMUS Blessed are the weird people: poets, misfits, writers mystics, painters, troubadours JACOB NORDBY Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.' Not only do ... DIETRICH BONHOEFFER For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs... BIBLE Blessed is he whose vineyard is filled with the crop called imagination,for hunger shall be his enem... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) "Blessed are those, who don't have money to spare for share market, for they shall never loss their ... DR HITESH C SHETH You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them. JEFFREY FRY I will do such things,-- What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be The terrors of t... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE One man sees a riselka: his life forks there. Two men see a riselka: one of them shall die.<... GUY GAVRIEL KAY Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused. UNKNOWN Hey You You are beautiful. You are talented. You are blessed. You a... SHANNON L. ALDER Blessed is he that works in the temple of imagination,for his days shall be filled with abundance. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who seeks for heaven alone to save his soul, May keep the path, but will not reach the goal; HENRY VAN DYKE Blessed are the forgetful; for they get over their stupidities, too. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Blessed are the forgetful; for they get the better even of their blunders FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I am larger, better than I thought; I did not know I held so much goodness. All seems bea... WALT WHITMAN Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why ERNEST RENAN Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. ERNEST RENAN Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA Blessed are those who do whatever they can wherever they are, for no one is devoid of resources or o... DANIEL QUINN Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. ALEXANDER POPE Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Blessed is he who expects nothing for he shall never be
disappointed. ALEXANDER POPE Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. JONATHAN SWIFT The gift of the Sabbath must be treasured. Blessed are you who honour this day. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA HELPED are those who are content to be themselves; they will never lack mystery in their lives and t... ALICE WALKER Penelope In the pathway of the sun, In the footsteps of the breeze, Where the... DOROTHY PARKER Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not.... DEYTH BANGER With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children, England mourns for her dead across the sea.<... LAURENCE ROBERT BINYON I began to see that creating a healthy family, in which members develop the ability for mutual respe... SHEA DARIAN blessed be she who is both furious and magnificent TAYLOR RHODES Blessed are the single-hearted, for they shall enjoy much peace. If you refuse to be hurried and pre... AMY CARMICHAEL 33. Satan will attempt to offer you whatever you hunger for, whether it be money, power, sex, or pre... JAMES C. DOBSON Mephistopheles: Within the bowels of these elements, Where we are tortured and remain forever.<... CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude. ALEXANDER POPE "Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" was the ninth beatitude ALEXANDER POPE Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends,for it is one of God's best gifts. THOMAS HUGHES For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, o... KURT VONNEGUT JR. For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, o... KURT VONNEGUT Holy angel, in Heaven blessed, My spirit longs with thee to rest GASTON LEROUX Violinists wear the imprint on their necks with pride For they are the players of harmony. KAMAND KOJOURI For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in ... BIBLE Blessed are the Happiness Makers. Blessed are they who know how to shine on one's gloom with their c... HENRY WARD BEECHER Miracles are to come. With you I leave a remembrance of miracles: they are by some... E.E. CUMMINGS The way of the world isn't the strong devouring the weak, but the weak deceiving and poisoning and w... N.K. JEMISIN I reached out my hand, England's rivers turned and flowed the other way... I reached out my han... SUSANNA CLARKE CODE: Cursed is the ground for thy sake; in toil shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life.... H.W. CHARLES Well, if pirates are bad, And vampires are worse, Then I pray that as long as I be Th... JUSTIN SOMPER Whoever blessings, shall be abundantly blessed. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Blessed are the peacemakers on earth. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Let the first act of every morning be to make the following resolve for the day: - I shal... MAHATMA GANDHI Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel. FRANK DANE For thus saith the LORD concerning the sons and concerning the daughters that are born in this place... BIBLE Feelings come and feelings go, And feelings are deceiving; My warrant is the Word of God--... MARTIN LUTHER Therefore shall Moab howl for Moab, every one shall howl: for the foundations of Kirhareseth shall y... BIBLE The minstrel fell but the foeman's chain could not break his proud soul under. The harp he lov... THOMAS MOORE She wanted to be herself at all costs. KIERA CASS I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who pluck... KAMAND KOJOURI I said to my soul Be still And wait without hope For hope would be hope for the wrong thing... TS (THOMAS STEARNS) ELIOT They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years... LAURENCE BINYON Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of lif... BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life. BIBLE Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of li... NEW TESTAMENT JAMES, CHAPTER 1, VERSE 12: We were promised sufferings. They were part of the program. We were even told, ''Blessed are they th... C.S. LEWIS Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no claws. BARUCH SPINOZA Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. DON MARQUIS blessed are the peacemakers. GENE ROBINSON I shall not dwell in the past... I shall not dread the present... I shall not fear the Fut... OSCAR TREJO JR.
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