Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Robot. Is. Sad. Because silly bitch. Will. Not. Dance.

My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

- So my own sister will not promote me? Speaking of which, weren't you supposed to find me a beautiful future wife with a small fortune? Have you had any success on that front?
- Yes - I have warned them all.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.