Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished.

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil