Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.