Bragging about winning porn awards is like showing mommy what you did in the toilet.

Me, shooting smut in the back of a speeding van with two white girls--bald cunts, panties around their ankles--is a game of "Pin the Felony on the Negro" waiting to happen.

I’ve looked at so
much porn that
every woman I meet
looks vaguely
familiar

A Porn star is Like......an Upgraded version of Prostitute!

It is a friendly competition among builders. Awards don't increase the price of the homes, but we do get a lot of exposure from the event. People also can see the new trends in home building.

Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?'

I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed to happen without much admin, the same way all porn skipped out the granular details of sex, like condoms and kissing, that were supposed to happen in real life.