But after they settle in you've still got to be funny, because for an hour just the fact they get to see you live in a theater is going to wear off if you're not doing well.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

No, he wont understand! People with guns don't understand! That's why they have guns... to many misunderstandings!

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.