But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.
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EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
The ma...
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there must be other kinds of sensations
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EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
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"Not me!" said Ori...
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON His heart was as great as the world, but there was no room in it to hold the memory of a wrong
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to hold the memory of a wrong.
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sat there
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5
in the morning.
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EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster.
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EOIN COLFER I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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EOIN COLFER Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
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“Cheese made by dwarfs.”
“Oh,” said ...
EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ...
EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
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EOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"
The boy extended a dripping hand straig...
EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ...
EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f...
EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of s...
EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have trav...
EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on...
EOIN COLFER Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro...
EOIN COLFER I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped t...
EOIN COLFER Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t...
EOIN COLFER I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.
EOIN COLFER What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo...
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EOIN COLFER Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what...
EOIN COLFER Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
EOIN COLFER And I will not be beaten by that jackass."
"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite u...
EOIN COLFER He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you t...
EOIN COLFER I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.
EOIN COLFER this was business.
EOIN COLFER Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.
EOIN COLFER Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps.
"Wait! Just wait," she called, ...
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EOIN COLFER Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
EOIN COLFER Certain battles were won by retreating.
EOIN COLFER Anybody see you come in here?"
Holly thought about it.
"The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, a...
EOIN COLFER Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.
EOIN COLFER What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the ci...
EOIN COLFER Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
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EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly....
EOIN COLFER My bugs don't have bugs.
EOIN COLFER Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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EOIN COLFER The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.
EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops.
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EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius.
EOIN COLFER Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that ...
EOIN COLFER Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed...
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EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.
At least Artemis hoped this was what...
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Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magi...
EOIN COLFER The only lesson I really wanted to get across,
EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
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EOIN COLFER upprising.
EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable.
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"That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil...
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EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
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EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.
EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from.
EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli...
EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot
EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
The ma...
EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ...
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EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon
EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.
Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
EOIN COLFER Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour...
EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
EOIN COLFER I'm the nut!
EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ...
EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
"Of course we did. ...
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th...
EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup...
EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."
Holly opened the throttle...
EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro...
EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before br...
EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis...
EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it wi...
EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O...
EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.
"Not me!" said Ori...
EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?
EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from...
EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ...
EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the...
EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ...
EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse...
EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ...
EOIN COLFER Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.
EOIN COLFER They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
EOIN COLFER HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting yo...
EOIN COLFER Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
EOIN COLFER It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door t...
EOIN COLFER Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test q...
EOIN COLFER No one's ever really ready for a troll.
EOIN COLFER confidence is ignorance.If your'e feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know
EOIN COLFER ...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile."
"...Where's all the loot...
EOIN COLFER Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" EOIN COLFER Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
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EOIN COLFER I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and n...
EOIN COLFER I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
EOIN COLFER I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish ...
EOIN COLFER The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one ser...
EOIN COLFER It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
EOIN COLFER No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
EOIN COLFER There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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EOIN HARTY After his last race, I wasn't that shocked at the news. (Fulton) said he just felt the decision was ...
EOIN HARTY He obviously resents being taken back.
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CHRIS COLFER To Grandma,
for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever receive...
CHRIS COLFER I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
CHRIS COLFER Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes ...
CHRIS COLFER You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone...
CHRIS COLFER The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it ...
CHRIS COLFER Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
CHRIS COLFER ...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life wor...
CHRIS COLFER Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen t...
CHRIS COLFER I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
CHRIS COLFER A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.
CHRIS COLFER I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was ...
CHRIS COLFER Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone...
CHRIS COLFER I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of he...
CHRIS COLFER Even after years of constant abuse from her stepmother and her stepsisters, Cinderella remained a go...
CHRIS COLFER Be brave. Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
CHRIS COLFER Who wouldn't have gone to the ends of the earth to be reunited with the person they loved more than ...
CHRIS COLFER Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as yo...
CHRIS COLFER Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the g...
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