But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.


Eoin Colfer

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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
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Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
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Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test q...
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No one's ever really ready for a troll.
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confidence is ignorance.If your'e feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile."
"...Where's all the loot...
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Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" EOIN COLFER Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
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When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kid...
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and n...
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I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
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I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish ...
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The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one ser...
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It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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This was the perfect place to run her. Put her on the lead and put her on the rail, and you're prett...
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She really hasn't had a lot of experience, but every race she seems to get better and better. She's ...
EOIN HARTY
After his last race, I wasn't that shocked at the news. (Fulton) said he just felt the decision was ...
EOIN HARTY
He obviously resents being taken back.
EOIN HARTY
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD ...
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To Grandma,
for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever receive...
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I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
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Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes ...
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You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone...
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The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it ...
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Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
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...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life wor...
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Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen t...
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I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
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A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.
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I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was ...
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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone...
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I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of he...
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Even after years of constant abuse from her stepmother and her stepsisters, Cinderella remained a go...
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Be brave. Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
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Who wouldn't have gone to the ends of the earth to be reunited with the person they loved more than ...
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Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as yo...
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Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the g...
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