But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

I never listen to music when I write.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in.

With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some day end up televised on Court TV, and I'm fully prepared to be challenged legally on it.

Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen.