But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.