But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

Kingdom and Vanguard - that's great for us, man. Jim Haley's a legend. To play him and get a win against him...it's big for the program.

I have always wanted to play Sweeney in 'Sweeney Todd.'

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

All I want to shout is 'Moaty, it's Gazza!', and I guarantee me and him could sit and chat. I would say, 'Why don't you just put the gun away, throw it in the river? The police are not going to kill you.