But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

I see myself as a story teller.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.