But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesn't take American Express

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.

I know the Bible is inspired because it finds me at greater depths of my being than any other book

Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the Bible.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of mattress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.