Buying on trust is the way to pay double.
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Buying on trust is the way to pay double.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Somebody's got to pay for that loss and somebody's got to pay for that double team last week. It's s...
CHAD JOHNSON Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... Trust might be the only solution.
NEIL TIMOTHY P. EDILLON The buying of influences across sectors has the effect of undermining democratic institutions and ne...
ALISON TILLEY Never buy what you are not used to buying on credit,for you may never be able to pay when the debt i...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
THOMAS J. WATSON I will not plan on buying any kind of electronic textbook. If you pay for it, it should be yours. Th...
ASHLEY JOHNSON In chusing a wife, and buying a sword, we ought not to trust
another.
GEORGE HERBERT The recent theory in home buying is that it might be foolish to pay that price for a home, but you c...
SEAN SNAITH The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY He's going to command the double-team, ... and if you single him up, he's going to make you pay.
MIKE RUCKER I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'm still getting tickets. Whatever face value is, I'd pay doubl...
DREW WILLIAMS Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS The biggest thing is the cost involved. Not only buying the clocks and getting them installed, but y...
DEB HAUSER In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
SOURCE UNKNOWN In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
ANONYMOUS Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES We believe that they're way off on the cost to pay for the poles, wires, land and equipment, and the...
JANN TABER Trust is like a two-way mirror, transparent on one side, with a blind dimness unable to see through ...
ANTHONY LICCIONE Trust me, this is the right way.
CHAMLONG SRIMUANG He's a player capable of averaging a double-double. That's the way we expect him to play every day.
JAMAAL TATUM If you wouldn't pay cash, chances are you shouldn't be buying whatever you're looking at.
GARY FOREMAN One is that you have to take time, lots of time, to let an idea grow from within. The second is that...
YO-YO MA The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK Who was it that said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining anonymous?
DONNA TARTT Had double chins all the way down to his stomach
MARK TWAIN Gay men are guardians of the masculine impulse. To have anonymous sex in a dark alleyway is to pay h...
CAMILLE PAGLIA The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
HENRY STIMSON The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
HENRY LEWIS STIMSON The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
HENRY L. STIMSON Pressure is showing on the BMC they want to ban a lot of things and bring down a lot of things. The ...
APURVA GAGLANI Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS You must trust yourself more than you trust others. Pay attention to your inner voice - it will tell...
SUZE ORMAN If you want something done think of how much you would pay yourself and double it.
JAMES YAGER Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG It’s amazing how someone’s IQ seems to double as soon as you give them responsibility and indica...
TIMOTHY FERRISS Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE if grass can find a way to grown through the grass on footpaths, trust me, you can find a way to do ...
HELENA JEAN It didn't pay to trust another human being. Humans didn't have it, whatever it took.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI If your trust is in God, you will not have any unsolvable problems on your way to success and prospe...
SUNDAY ADELAJA [AT&T said it's still too soon to say how much it will charge.] There's no way to know yet, ... We w...
MARK SIEGEL The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... The only thing worse than parents who don't pay attention to you is parents who pat you on the shoul...
KATIE ALENDER It's the one place I feel completely anonymous. And I just like the way they treasure everything. Th...
BRITNEY SPEARS Cause me to hear thy lovingkindness in the morning; for in thee do I trust: cause me to know the way...
BIBLE I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
UNKNOWN The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
WILL ROGERS The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD Emotions get in the way but they don't pay me to start crying at the loss of 269 lives. They pay me ...
TED KOPPEL Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
“Elton John?”
KAMI GARCIA Absolutely, there is a significant disparity of treatment in the way the criminal justice system han...
DAVID RAYBIN What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.
WILL ROGERS The prosecutor has withdrawn the case before plea... which is a step where charges are dropped for l...
TRUST MANDA The pullback that we [saw] after yesterday's big rally is being viewed as a buying opportunity by in...
DODGE DORLAND I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I wou...
CALLIE THORNE The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.
RICHARD BACH But I am not sure how much someone would be prepared to pay for James River, rather than buying a pr...
IAN SYNNOTT We're paying the highest tribute you can pay a man. We trust him to do right. It's that simple.
HARPER LEE The death tax is growing increasingly unpopular with the American people, and it's for obvious reaso...
TIM HUTCHINSON His tax cut is so big that he leaves no money to pay for a new prescription drug benefit without usi...
KENT CONRAD When people pay taxes, they are buying a service and benefit for their community. Colorado Tax Track...
CARY KENNEDY Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
~AUTHOR UNKNOWN The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
WILL ROGERS Love is life,
Love is acceptance, with an amazing presence.
Love is positive, its not to be anonymou...
ARIEL S BRITO I knew he was playing well, ... But on 17 when he made double bogey, it went my way.
RETIEF GOOSEN Emotions get in the way but they don't pay me to start crying at the loss of 269 lives. They pay...
TED KOPPEL Behind this revenue range is an expectation that our unit sell-through will be slightly higher than ...
JUDY BRUNER If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is union based on trust,if trust is gone, then say bye bye to marriage.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Never trust books on the question of whether or not to trust your rational thinking. Trust your rati...
ABHIJIT NASKAR It's completely anonymous. There's no way for someone to get in touch with you unless you elect to h...
MATT STRAUSS They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA This is the price we pay, that the only way to take our life is death.
STEBBY JULIONATAN Also it is not just about giving a budget to Agriculture, we must ensure that the budgeted amount is...
SOTONYE ANGA They will find a way to destroy your computer, unintentionally. The same way you don't trust them wi...
DOUG VANDERWEIDE There's no real way to keep it in check. You can't stop someone from buying up six or seven lots and...
BOB FOX Corey saw a lot of double coverage last season, and Rod usually made teams pay. Those two are best b...
CHIP HESTER “The right way to go is often the wrong way. So pay attention to and follow the right kind of wron...
QUI VUONG (EMPOWERMENTALIST) These are all really good, reputable companies that just happen to sell cruises for a lot less than ...
BILL MCCOY Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS The best way to work with the Hispanic population is among the parents and building that trust.
KAY PHILLIPS anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE Shoppers would prefer not to pay taxes and it might affect some purchases. The number one reason peo...
CARRIE JOHNSON Shoppers would prefer not to pay taxes and it might affect some purchases, ... The number one reason...
CARRIE JOHNSON The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will ge...
ALEXANDRA PAUL I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ...
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