By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
Christopher Moore
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Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth
RING LARDNER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Stories--individual stories, family stories, national stories--are what stitch together the disparat...
YANN MARTEL But there's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Som...
MITCH ALBOM Don't be Religious Freaks cz God is the Only Truth and Everything Else just Good stories to read...
ARIF PATEL And sometimes remembering will lead to a story, which makes it forever. That's what stories are for....
TIM O'BRIEN Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER There is truth in stories,” said Arthur. “There is truth in one of your paintings, boy or in a s...
CASSANDRA CLARE There are people.
There are stories.
The people think they shape the stories, ...
ALAN MOORE The good stories are what no one wants to talk about. So you make up a story because no one is going...
SANDRA CISNEROS History, in the end, is only another kind of story, and stories are different from the truth. The tr...
PAUL MURRAY The overall story is one of continued strength of the consumer but there are a couple of underlying ...
MICHAEL NIEMIRA Tell them stories. They need the truth you must tell them true stories, and everything will be well,...
PHILIP PULLMAN Borges said there are only four stories to tell: a love story between two people, a love story betwe...
PAULO COELHO Lies are just stories, and stories are all that matter. We all tell stories. Some are more truthful ...
LAUREN OLIVER My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Writing is writing, and stories are stories. Perhaps the only true genres are fiction and non-fictio...
TANITH LEE Roz is telling a story. That's what they will do, increasingly in their lives: tell stories. Tonight...
MARGARET ATWOOD All the best stories are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only thing which ...
A. C. BENSON Forty-three years old, and the war occurred half a lifetime ago, and yet the remembering makes it no...
TIM O'BRIEN War stories, westerns, spy stories are all accepted as respectable because they are read by men. It ...
CHARLOTTE LAMB People are always Inspired by other stories,But never by there Own
SARTHAK SINGH We're all made of stories. When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on. No...
CHARLES DE LINT Stories are for joining the past to the future. Stories are for those late hours in the night when y...
TIM O'BRIEN There are only really a few stories to tell in the end, and betrayal and the failure of love is one ...
SEAN LENNON There are only two moments when everything is possible in this life," said Petrus, "when one drinks,...
MURIEL BARBERY Everything necessary to understand my grandfather lies between two stories: the story of the tiger�...
TéA OBREHT I only know one story. But oftentimes small pieces seem to be stories themselves.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS The Beatles' story is all of our stories,
BOB SPITZ All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only...
WALTER BAGEHOT All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality -- the story of escape. It is the onl...
ARTHUR CHRISTOPHER BENSON A story is not always a lie," said Tristan. "Some stories are truer than truth."
Truer than tr...
METTE IVIE HARRISON Ques eso? Queso?
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN People need stories. Stories of love, hope, survival, wisdom and sometimes pain. Maybe you don’t t...
SAVI SHARMA The stories I tell myself about myself are contexts for what I believe is possible. These stories af...
SHARON WEIL Stories are the only enchantment possible, for when we begin to see our suffering as a story, we are...
ANAïS NIN Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. The more stories I study, the more I begin to suspect that there is only one story, and that ...
J. ALEKSANDR WOOTTON I think that is one possible conclusion but global data shows that in stories reported by women, the...
ANNA TURLEY In school, you learn that there are only seven kinds of stories. There's man versus nature, man ...
ROBERTO ORCI And the stories we tell ourselves are not the only stories.
ERICA LORRAINE SCHEIDT There are very few stories from those that were actually there, ... (and) his story was breathtaking...
BERNIE FARBER Humans are a story telling species. Throughout history we have told stories to each other and oursel...
NATHAN MYHRVOLD ...What happens is of little significance compared with the stories we tell ourselves about what hap...
RABIH ALAMEDDINE All the truth in the world is held in stories.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS I have made up thousands of stories; I have filled innumerable notebooks with phrases to be used whe...
VIRGINIA WOOLF But if what interests you are stories of the fantastic, I must warn you that this kind of story dema...
CHARLES NODIER What are we but our stories?
JAMES PATTERSON Building assets is very, very challenging unless you have a good story to tell. There are a lot of f...
BURT GREENWALD Everyone lives a story. Some stories are examples, while others are warnings.
JAYSON GAIGNARD Humans like stories. Humans need stories. Stories are good. Stories work. Story clarifies and captur...
JASPER FFORDE Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another mess...
MATT GROENING Everyone has a story inside them. Some are bedtimes stories, some thrill and others scare and horrif...
C.K. WEBB ... the logic of supernatural horror [is] a logic founded on fear, a logic whose sole principle stat...
THOMAS LIGOTTI That larger story in 'Salvage the Bones' is just about survival, and I think that, in the en...
JESMYN WARD I said that I have finished telling my story, not that the story is finished. I said before that no ...
HERBERT ROSENDORFER We are the stories we tell ourselves.
SHEKHAR KAPUR I don't think there's any story worth dying for, but I do think there are stories worth taki...
ANTHONY SHADID There is adventure in finding compelling stories and exploring complex issues in challenging environ...
K. LEE LERNER As the poets say, stories are truth told through lies.
JESSICA KHOURY Making it big ? there are happy stories about that. And there are sad stories.
CONARD FOWKES Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both ever...
CRAIG CLEVENGER Stories are webs, interconnected strand to strand, and you follow each story to the center, because ...
NEIL GAIMAN When push comes to shove would people do what they felt was right, to get justice done or would they...
GARY F EVANS... Tell your story. Don't try and tell the stories that other people can tell. Any starting writer star...
NEIL GAIMAN This story is one of the more overblown stories I have ever seen,
ADAM KATZ The stories really became paramount. Sometimes the stories he told were not the true story but worke...
PHILIP BROOKMAN When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g...
GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... There is a story, there is a scene which you always miss and you never pay attention at it... (The R...
DEYTH BANGER Flipping through the book there are millions of stories on what is going on in countries and regions...
FRANCOIS BOURGUIGNON Stories are like spiders, with all they long legs, and stories are like spiderwebs, which man gets h...
NEIL GAIMAN Stories are light. Light is precious in a world so dark. Begin at the beginning. Tell Gregory a stor...
KATE DICAMILLO I think when people begin to tell their stories, everything changes, because not only are you legiti...
EVE ENSLER My responsibility is to try to tell true stories. To me a true story is always hopeful, but never si...
JOHN GREEN The greatest love stories are not those in which love is only spoken, but those in which it is acted...
STEVE MARABOLI In the average newspaper there is not a complete suppression of stories that the sacred cows don't w...
CARL SANDBURG There are many stories that don't get covered with two newspapers, and I can't imagine how many stor...
BLOIS OLSON Nobody is a villain in their own story. We're all the heroes of our own stories.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There are fairy stories to be written for adults. Stories that are still in a green state.
ANDRé BRETON Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO The stories people tell you about themselves seem to retain the possibility of being false. But what...
JOHN VERDON My key interest in choosing scripts is character-driven stories, because there are so many stories t...
LASSE HALLSTROM A myth is a story that is "more than true." Many stories are true because one person, somewhere, at ...
LISA SEGER It is an ancient need to be told stories. But the story needs a great storyteller. Thanks for all of...
ALAN RICKMAN There are no happy endings... There are no endings, happy or otherwise. We all have our own stories ...
CHARLES DE LINT There was a curiosity as to what the common denominators in all the stories are,
DANIEL VALDEZ There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything...
TERRY PRATCHETT It is my belief that all gods are stories, or at least the ideas behind stories, but stories or idea...
ALAN MOORE I think theatre to some extent is always about telling stories, isn't it, and I think what I'...
EVE ENSLER A few of the stories are very sad war stories, but most of them are about their experiences,
DAVID HARRELL Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the st...
MITCH ALBOM Behind all your stories is always your mother's story. Because hers is where yours begin.
MITCH ALBOM When we, any of us who have been transformed by Christ, tell our own stories, we’re telling the st...
SHAUNA NIEQUIST All good stories are true. Even if they were completely made up by the storyteller, there is somethi...
C.E. LAUREANO What do you know of the Knights?” he asked.
Fin shrugged. “I thought knights were on...
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YAHOO SERIOUS Each day has a story to - deserves to be told, because we are made of stories. I mean, scientists sa...
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MANDY MOORE Hope is the most exciting thing there is in life.
MANDY MOORE People who grew up watching Disney films like myself, there are films that are certain benchmarks in...
MANDY MOORE The unknown used to be really scary, just that fear of, 'What's next? What if I'm not pr...
MANDY MOORE Developing a relationship with someone you admire, who can encourage you to reach your full potentia...
MANDY MOORE There's a classic element that all good Disney movies have. It really comes down to the storytel...
MANDY MOORE I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am.
MANDY MOORE No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any re...
THURSTON MOORE The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to wor...
MICHAEL MOORE There are two worlds we live in: a material world, bound by the laws of physics, and the world insid...
ALAN MOORE Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
MARIANNE MOORE I went to Cal Arts. I went to art school.
RICH MOORE I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it'...
MICHAEL MOORE Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic ...
MICHAEL MOORE Not only am I a spender, I have had a couple of business people in the past who have been spending m...
ROGER MOORE War is a perversion of sex.
ALAN MOORE If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation. When y...
ALAN MOORE Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would pr...
ALAN MOORE Language comes first. It's not that language grows out of consciousness, if you haven't got language...
ALAN MOORE To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - un...
ALAN MOORE To some degree Satanism is purely a kind of disease of Christianity. You've got to really be Christi...
ALAN MOORE In a sense, the story, or poem or verse or whatever it is you're writing, you can kind of think of i...
ALAN MOORE Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.
ALAN MOORE Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe dir...
ALAN MOORE Sherlock Holmes is a massive figure in people's minds. More massive than a lot of real historical ch...
ALAN MOORE I never liked guns, I hate them, I always blink before they go off.
ROGER MOORE Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to wh...
SHEMAR MOORE