By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

It is a dangerous business going out your front door.