By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks circle simply because the other sharks are circling.

In the annals of the rich and miserable, Christina Onassis stands out, if only because she was so rich and so miserable.

If you're are reading this and you love someone who's not yet yours, then get up and chase after them.

Tobias Wolff is a hell of a writer, but you knew that already. His first memoir, 'This Boy's Life,' was a Huck Finn story set in the Eisenhower era - a story so rich and wounding that not even Hollywood could make a bad movie out of it.

All of us know that when the confidence of a private conversation is breached by a party with ulterior motives or one who simply misunderstands what the speaker says or means, the speaker can always be embarrassed.

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.