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By the time your life is finished, you will have learned just enough to begin it well.


Eleanor Marx

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GROUCHO MARX While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
KARL MARX A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX