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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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GEORGE WILL Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
GEORGE WILL Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
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