Californians, especially parents, would not willingly fill their homes with motor vehicle exhaust, and they should feel the same way about tobacco smoke.
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JACALYN DELICH The whole reason people fill their homes with furry carnivores and not with, say, iguanas and turtle... FRANS DE WAAL If men only felt about death as they do about sleep, all terrors would cease. . . Men sleep contente... RICHARD MATHESON This proposal does not simply affect a small portion of wealthy homeowners; it would impact nearly t... DIANNE FEINSTEIN Customers should protect the card the same way they would protect their debit or credit card. LIL BRUNNER The fact that parents who smoke can exert a protective anti-smoking effect on their children might s... CHRISTINE JACKSON The more often kids had dinner with their parents the less likely they were to smoke, drink and use ... JOSEPH CALIFANO There are so many stories about injustices that I would like to do, especially about the harmfulness... JACK KLUGMAN Kids will get home and nag their parents to death about getting a smoke detector, BRIAN WILSON in times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsibl... ABRAHAM LINCOLN You wouldn't go to a hospital, you wouldn't go to a law firm where the doctors and lawyers w... DAVID BOIES What you have to look at, any one vehicle in a category can do well, but does it exhaust the categor... MIKE FLYNN In times like these men should utter nothing for which they would not be willingly responsible throu... ABRAHAM LINCOLN The original KDF-wagen as it was called was basic and rudimentary, but essentially the same as the l... CHRISTINA ENGELA Young people should ponder over problems that might confront them and be prepared to cope with them ... JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN If parents want “success stories” to share at gatherings they should provide themselves with tho... LUKASZ LANIECKI Children and their parents should be counseled on prevention measures, including avoiding tanning, e... MANDEEP KAUR They know there's a gap, and if they're interested in finding out more about why they aren't more co... PETER FALK Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. LYNDA BARRY If the tobacco officials had really changed, ... they would not have waited until Minnesota secured ... HUBERT HUMPHREY People who are feeling bullied and people who feel like outsiders should talk to their parents and g... NICK JONAS Parents should be allowed to choose which cable or satellite channels - sources of the most extreme ... CAMPBELL BROWN Before (the victims) knew it, their vehicle was riddled with bullets. They had no way to escape. CRAIG HILL Things just started to spread. They damaged a news vehicle in front of the vehicle I was operating; ... DENNIS RICHARDSON Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We all know that tobacco smoking is harmful. What about the rights of the majority of people who don... HARRY DAVIS You know, kids come to see me in the same way that their parents would go to see a rock concert. DAVID GUETTA The complicated 51-jurisdiction state motor vehicle titling systems invites fraud. All states should... DON HALL This is an effort to raise awareness of Falun Gong children in China. They lost their parents. They ... JASON WANG Those who do not cherish affection for their parents, spouses and children and for their homes, vill... KIM JONG-UN They stay in their homes, ... There is a lot of suspicion. Fifty percent of the children that were h... LISA ARONSON We're not dealing with kidnappers here. When you see the way they continued to raise him and take ca... STEVEN BRILL Parents raise hell and refuse to send their kids to classrooms infested with asbestos. Yet every day... JOSEPH CALIFANO Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Somebody stopped because of the smoke and, of course, another vehicle hit them and another vehicle h... DANIEL HAWTHORNE I think private school is much better at customer service and making the parents feel better, especi... SANDRA TSING LOH The same resources are not equal in the same schools. Parents should have choices. CHARISE STEPHENS Vehicle exhaust is truly one of our largest exposures. We decided that people were really not aware ... NANCY ALDERMAN Even the frankest and bravest of subordinates do not talk with their boss the same way they talk wit... ROBERT K. GREENLEAF Californians are worried about whether they will have a job along with ballooning federal spending a... CARLY FIORINA The numbers really confirm that Californians want women and their families to make their own decisio... KATIE DESMOND Until Americans feel that their core asset - their homes - are stabilized, they are not going to hav... KEVIN O'LEARY I'm glad we would have the vehicle to allow parents to call in and help us. BOB CHILMONIK The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about thei... CARROLL BRYANT Newlyweds should get in the habit early in committing to retirement plans, especially those with mat... HARVIE ROE Keeping children from smoking starts with parents and their behavior. Some parents say they disappro... KARL HILL No one would feel embarrassed about seeking help for a child if they broke their arm - and we really... KATE MIDDLETON Westerners often laud their children as 'talented' or 'gifted', while Asian parents ... AMY CHUA We make no attempt to try to run the vehicle on the electric motor, BERNARD ROBERTSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES You need a strong job market with people in their 20s moving out of their parents' homes before rent... LAWRENCE YUN I have so many peers who say, 'I need to get away from my parents,' because even though they... DOVE CAMERON As parents, Senator and Mister Hutchison decided that as their children near school age, they should... CHRIS PAULITZ You know, Californians care about protecting their environment. So do I. But they also care about th... CARLY FIORINA Alcohol-related motor vehicle crashes are one of the major things that we see as the result of alcoh... LINDA DEGUTIS Smokers should still have a choice. I mean, they should still have their certain section that they c... CASSANDRA WALKER People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust t... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Human beings are not just workers, consumers, or even entrepreneurs. They are also parents, children... MUHAMMAD YUNUS Latch doesn't always make it a simple click-in operation to install a restraint. Before buying one, ... SUSAN FERGUSON In the last 25 years since the current child passenger safety law passed, we have learned a lot abou... JAN STEGELMAN And whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of Detroit or the windswept plains of Nebraska, they... DONALD TRUMP My parents were divorced when I was three, and both my father and mother moved back into the homes o... PATRICIA POLACCO They build these beautiful homes; some are valued at nearly a quarter of a million dollars. They do ... DUSTIN ROSE If we have children that are illegal immigrants that have been through middle school and high school... ALLAN BENSE I'm not one to blow smoke at my players. They kicked our butts on the offensive boards. And it's not... GREGG POPOVICH He laid down his life so other Marines would be safe, and he did it willingly. Every EOD tech that i... MALIA FRY Mugabe, especially, should not have been invited. He would be the last person, I think, an organizat... TONY HALL Our homes travel with us. They are wherever we feel loved and accepted. KAMAND KOJOURI Parents in China are very strict with their children. They say you should do this, you shouldn't do ... ZHANG JIE Soul mates is a fraise that consciously we do not completely understand but your subconscious or sou... GARY F EVANS... I wanted my children to understand that not all children get everything they ask for or want. That n... DENISE SMITH By measuring the proportion of children living with the same parents from birth and whether their pa... IAIN DUNCAN SMITH I'm thrilled with the way these young ladies stepped on the field and play. They should not hang the... RENEE HEIDGER Homes are seen as a place to live and play, not just to have dinner parties. We're building very ear... BOB JAMESON Just because something bears the aspect of the inevitable one should not, therefore, go along willin... PHILIP K. DICK In today's environment, it's important to get accurate information to parents as quickly as possible... DAN BROOKS Californians are not happy with the way things are in Sacramento, which bodes well for whichever sid... TODD HARRIS They wanted someone there to talk to, someone who would listen to them. The other refugees - they ha... DANNY LEBLANC Before e-mail, we spent a lot of time tracking students down, especially if they didn't keep in cont... MAURA HARTY I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Parents, teachers, and politicians should not be judged by their popularity. MIN KIM ...The life of the parents is the only thing that makes good children. Parents should be very patien... ELDER PORPHYRIOS We knew that the court would have concerns with the issue of ensuring that (Robbins) cannot operate ... CHARLES FELDMANN These people have found temporary shelter with family and friends, and may have some other alternati... BILL MADDOX People should not be forced out their homes at the will of any private development, KIT BOND SUVs are becoming more popular as family vehicles because they can accommodate multiple child safety... DENNIS DURBIN Andre is our motor. I feel naked when he's not on the floor. GEORGE KARL I am a perfectionist. This job is a total ego thing in a way. To be a designer and say, 'This is... TOM FORD I never drank alcohol or used tobacco, but George Burns used to smoke a lot and lived to over 100, s... JOHN WOODEN I was in Beijing a month ago working on the smoke project in collaboration with an architect there, ... OLAFUR ELIASSON People are spending a long time on the site. They're looking at their own homes, their bosses' homes... AMANDA HOFFMAN They are taught to be in a pleasant place ... to fill their lungs as much as they can and exhale ver... 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