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Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

Janet Evanovich

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You gonna take the case?"

It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."

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I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.
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