Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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BOB MACDONALD Time I won’t Waste – Mimic natures Pace – Simplicity being her Way – A clean Face – Doesn�...
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HERB BEHNKE The Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum will never accept an artifact from any company whose business i...
JEFF IDELSON If I wanted to go camping, I'd go camping. This is a home, not a campground.
JEFF GREEN Simplicity is natures first step, and the last of art.
PHILIP JAMES BAILEY They are all ... quite economical and inexpensive and sometimes free. Most of the national forests h...
DON WRIGHT There is some merit in some of the things Barry says,
JULIA GILLARD It's what called the value of the brand. People aren't just fans of Barry they are fans of the Giant...
LARRY BAER Natures cure for obesity is thinking.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Twitter is just like posting old-fashioned press releases, and it can be very effective in promoting...
CINDY CRAWFORD [love is like] Someone is camping in your head
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ISAAC HANSON The Dharma is the truth that all natures are pure.
BODHIDHARMA We're promoting a healthy way of eating, and an enjoyable way of eating. Everybody in the world drin...
K. DUN GIFFORD I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, becau...
MITCH HEDBERG She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must ...
MAVIS GALLANT The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY We used to like camping out.
JONATHAN HARRIS I took everything I could put into a little camping suitcase.
AMBER GRUSH It was kind of like camping near a landfill. Everywhere outside of our base of operations was destro...
DAVID RICHARDS There has always been a plan to open the park. This is our most popular camping site in the state.
VANESSA GULATI It's almost been like camping.
LYNETTE ELPS At least two or three of them had been camping outside of her house for five days.
MARCEL PARISEAU Montana is one big playground for scouts. I don't think you'll find a Boy Scout troop with more camp...
JOE COCO If you really want to get your hands on one of these without camping out at a retail store, the best...
JEANNE MEYER I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
JESSICA SIMPSON Dave was very helpful in helping us get our business started. He put us in contact with all the righ...
RON NADICKSBERND I like the tradition of ordinary men in extraordinary circumstances and how they react to events whi...
ROB LOWE [Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he perform...
DAVE BARRY Israel gives the West Bank water twice a week! One way of promoting good would be not to ration wate...
ZUBIN MEHTA This means everything from promoting trade with The Bahamas, so that the business opportunities for ...
FRED MITCHELL The season of love is the carnival of egoism and it brings a touchstone to our natures.
GEORGE MEREDITH What were good and evil, really, but stupid categories? Stupid categories
that restricted peopl...
RICHELLE MEAD Camping is something I've done all my life.
STEFANIE POWERS The DCCI is still ready to extend all possible facilities and cooperation with the business communit...
ABDUL RAHMAN The DCCI is still ready to extend all possible facilities and cooperation with the business communit...
ABDUL RAHMAN GHANEM AL MUTAIWEE Getting that motel next door as much as anything is the story. Parking expansion is absolutely essen...
KEN ADAMS A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what y...
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BRUCE NORDSTROM Art is the beautiful way of doing things. Science is the effective way of doing things. Business is ...
ELBERT HUBBARD The Small Business of the Year breakfast is a great way to kick off the Business Showcase.
DAN EIKEN Ironically, the technology business, which has this image of being this young and progressive indust...
MARC LEWIS Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test of great ones.
SEBASTIAN ROCH NICOLAS CHAMFORT Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test of great ones.
NICOLAS CHAMFORT Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test of great ones.
CHAMFORT They had a guy by the name of Barry Larkin ,
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MICHEL ALABY The public schools have to be guarded against promoting a religion. We exist for the purpose of prom...
BRIAN RYHERD As awkward as it sounds. I'm not Shane Larkin, Barry Larkin's son, anymore. It's Barry L...
SHANE LARKIN The message coming from Dave is absolutely spot-on,
LIZ NICHOLL Most of this council believes a stronger ethics code will go a long way toward promoting transparenc...
COUNCILMAN VAN PEARLBERG Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE We are not a charity. Our money comes out of hotel/motel taxes.
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DENNIS COLLINS The secret of my success is my hairspray.
RICHARD GERE Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS And people get all fouled up because they want the world to have meaning as if it were words... As i...
ALAN W. WATTS Dave Weldon is the one who loses the most here because he isn't going out of his way to show his com...
KEITH ASHDOWN We wanted to get involved in the community off the campus. There is no end to the number of motel ro...
DANIELLE KELLY But we aren't a camping family.
JAMIE MUNRO Autumn is a momentum of the natures golden beauty…, so the same it’s time to find your momentum ...
RASHEDUR RYAN RAHMAN "Believe In Repeat Business" Is The Best Quality Of Great Businessman.And Client Satisfaction Is The...
YUVRAJ ANAND SANAS Business is consistency,for consistency paves the way for business to flourish.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Probably the guy he reminds me of the most is Dave Stewart, and not physically,
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FELIX ADLER The essence of my way of doing business is to not accept the traditional way things are done.
ROBERT STIGWOOD But Barry, to me, is head and shoulders above everybody.
MARCUS ALLEN We know for a fact that several of the people staying at the motel were habitual burglars.
DARRELL NICHOLS He could be sitting in a motel room somewhere.
GREG WILKINSON Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
ADAM MCKAY I love Barry Manilow .
SCOTTY BOWMAN He reminds me of Dave Kingman.
BILL BRYK The offer of God's love, the Gospel, with its command to mankind to believe on Christ, is sent forth...
HAROLD CAMPING And now, we have no option. We can't say 'maybe' 'it's possible' 'it looks very probable...' No way!...
HAROLD CAMPING Instead of promoting products and services, you may be better off simply promoting who you are.
LORRIN L. LEE You were lying to Dave because you wanted to keep the lines of communication open? Dave had never re...
KATHARINE LIELL The way our business is, the way it works out, we end up being residents of everywhere.
DON JOHNSON Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS Force works on servile natures, not the free.
BEN JOHNSON He would have a special interest in promoting multilateralism in a more legal-based way. He would ha...
ANDREW COOPER Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY The mere existence of mornings,afternoons,evenings & nights shows natures love for variety.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The biggest hazard with winter camping is the weather. Check the forecast and know what you're getti...
LEE TAYLOR He's on his bike every spare minute of the day. We come up here camping so he can have a go on the c...
MIKE MOORE My mom is from Maine and we went camping every year as a kid. We had pets and we were taught to trea...
CORYNE TASCA Our personnel have been camping in the port city for the past few days ever since the Delhi court ha...
AJAY KUMAR The event has taken on an almost postseason feel to it. At Southern Illinois, we had students campin...
DAVE ELGIN There's an awful lot of need ... Picture being out camping and the needs there: batteries, tents, ta...
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DAVE BARRY Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant d...
DAVE BARRY I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks sh...
DAVE BARRY Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look...
DAVE BARRY There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his ...
DAVE BARRY The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winte...
DAVE BARRY It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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