Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?

Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.

I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.

Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head. Not even me.