Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for p...
HENRY FORD If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in t...
STEVE ALLEN If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in t...
STEVE ALLEN This state does not have capital punishment, and if it did ... you would not be the person to carry ...
JUDGE FRANCIS FECTEAU Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital puni...
CLINT EASTWOOD Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.
JOHN SPENKELINK The message has to be sent that if you commit a crime there has to be punishment.
BENIGNO AQUINO III It would be very difficult, if not altogether impossible, to establish any principle upon which the ...
KARL MARX Prior to this there was the pledge that it would happen; this brings about a measure of sureness.
CHRIS ULLMAN The state of siege was necessary. There was subversion in Latin America. It was more of a preventive...
ALFREDO STROESSNER It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the pre...
JOHN RUSKIN Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the p...
JOHN RUSKIN I would like to see capital punishment suppressed in all democracies.
LIONEL JOSPIN I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT When I went to Paris, I had a lot of ideas about it that were formed in the sort of ether that flows...
ROSECRANS BALDWIN I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES Allen received the justice he deserved for the murders he committed. Allen deserves capital punishme...
WARD CAMPBELL What becomes a crime deserving capital punishment when the tables are turned is a matter of small mo...
IDA B. WELLS I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Allen deserves capital punishment because he was already serving a life sentence for murder when he ...
WARD CAMPBELL Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't be put to de...
PAUL SIMON Our prayer is that it will not only be a presidential humanitarian act, but that Congress itself wou...
ARCHBISHOP ANGEL LAGDAMEO I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy...
AZITA GHANIZADA He's bound to have done something,” Nobby repeated.
In this he was echoing the P...
TERRY PRATCHETT The argument that capital punishment degrades the state is moonshine, for if that were true then it ...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER Splitting up the portfolio is more than an accounting measure. I've handled cases where the portfoli...
GARY AMBROSE Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be fin...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Woody is the most advanced. Miller and Prior aren't too, too far behind.
DUSTY BAKER This system of encouragement proves serviceable as a preventive of punishment, the attainment of the...
JOSEPH LANCASTER As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't be put t...
PAUL SIMON You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered,...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered,...
LYNDON JOHNSON One of the more difficult tasks for me as president was to decide on the issue of confirming capital...
A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST The act of thinking and interpreting is so central to Judaism that it makes more sense that we'v...
TONY KUSHNER We know that it's an effective preventive at low doses,
BHARAT AGGARWAL ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.
BRIAN SPELLMAN I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD Countries and states which have capital punishment have a much higher rate of murder and crime than ...
CHARLIZE THERON I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing ...
S.A. TAWKS My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES Death Penalty' in rarest of rare cases, should adorn criminal justice system in India,which would op...
HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN -SENIOR LEGAL CONSULTANT & AUTHOR IN LAW. (B.COM,LLB-GOLDMEDALIST, LLM-GOLDM Punishment creates crime.
SILVIA HARTMANN The idea that the sole aim of punishment is to prevent crime is obviously grounded upon the theory t...
H.L. MENCKEN The idea that the sole aim of punishment is to prevent crime is obviously grounded upon the theory t...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Every minute counts in stroke. There is treatment for stroke, effective treatment, but this has to b...
DR. YOUSEF MOHAMMAD It is both an acknowledgment of the history of what took place as well as an effective means of assi...
EDGAR BRONFMAN I support capital punishment. But let's be clear: It's a decision for each state to make.
TED CRUZ Next to the love of God, the love of country is the best preventive of crime.
GEORGE BORROW If passed, some of the money would come from the state crime victims fund. As a result, much of the ...
BOB BEASLEY Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never ...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.
JOE ABERCROMBIE You look at the crime and you look at the criminal. If it's a dope dealer who guns down an undercove...
JOHN GRISHAM Why do we want to kill all the broken people?
BRYAN STEVENSON Under what circumstances is it moral for a group to do that which is not moral for a member of that ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN A lot of Woody Guthrie's songs were taken from other songs. He would rework the melody and lyric...
JOHN MELLENCAMP If someone were to say that life at hard labor is as painful as death and therefore equally cruel, I...
CESARE BECCARIA Let the punishment fit the crime
PROVERB Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS There has not been a national capital campaign prior to this.
AMELIA PARKER I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery, fanaticism, crime, evil, the superna...
GEORGES BIZET I could not become an American citizen. I would not like to become a citizen of a country that has c...
WERNER HERZOG The community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by t...
OSCAR WILDE This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without pun...
RON CHERNOW If the executioner goes, my package will never be made public. If he doesn't go, it will be made pub...
CARYL CHESSMAN I've always been fascinated with the stealing of innocence. It's the most heinous crime, and...
CLINT EASTWOOD As far as the Jews were concerned, the transformation of the "crime" of Judaism into the fashionable...
HANNAH ARENDT Capital punishment could not be justified in any society calling itself civilized.
HOWARD ZINN When people come together to commit a crime, they are all charged separately as if they each committ...
LEE COHEN Extreme civilization robs crime of its frightful poetry, and prevents the writer from restoring it. ...
JULES BARBEY D'AUREVILLY As an American I wanted to explore... why are we the only first world country that still has capital...
JODI PICOULT Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL In effect, nobody who is not from the losing classes has ever been thrust into a death cell in these...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS The punishment did not fit the crime.
BENNY PARSONS Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW It is the crime that causes the shame, and not the punishment.
VIKRANT PARSAI The punishment should fit the crime and if a doctor or drug company does harm knowingly or negligent...
CORRINE BROWN 'The Big Sleep' would have been a more effective study of nightmarish existence had the dete...
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