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You come to Washington, there's a rail bill, there's a highway bill, there's a aviation ... 
When you hear a great two-track of a performance in Carnegie Hall, let's say, it sounds like you... 
It is a lie. 
I don't consider roles like in 'Die Hard' what I do. This is like a hobby. It's fun.... 
In San Francisco, I eat halal, which is kind of like Muslim kosher, and there's this one Thai re... 
When people say, 'You have Alzheimer's,' you have no idea what Alzheimer's is. You k... 
You get more nervous in front of a lot of people. That's why, when you play a concerto, you play... 
I'm as vain as the next guy. I have a facade on right now. But you can't see it, because it&... 
When you play a concerto with a small orchestra, you don't feel it is as important as Carnegie H... 
There's not a lot of pretty, young female artists that's out. It's a lot of talent out t... 
A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenl... 
It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... 
Music is just such... it's not therapy, but it's a release, it's a joy, it's a pleas... 
You don't realize it until you go out and take a look, but there are so many ways in which sexis... 
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If there is something that strikes me as interesting or beautiful or something I could learn from, a... 
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I tell my students, it's not difficult to identify with somebody like yourself, somebody next do... 
They say the death of a parent puts you in time because that means there's now no generation sta... 
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The hardest thing as an actor is that you work really hard constantly for these roles, and you inves... 
I think in London - and I don't wanna offend anybody in America, but this is a real statement - ... 
It's not hard to get your way when it's your way or the highway. People either follow suit o... 
Our censorship has sort of gotten a little too far. Too much censorship is just as bad as having non... 
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It seems ridiculous that you can be in one state with your driver's license and buy a firearm, a... 
Writing is a solitary existence. Making a movie is controlled chaos - thousands of moving parts and ... 
There's a lot of haters in Philly, but it's a lot of people that give you support - but way ... 
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Research your idea. See if there's a demand. A lot of people have great ideas, but they don'... 
YI think what's cool about 'Scott Pilgrim' is that it shows that there is a superhero wi... 
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You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There&... 
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