Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.

I know country people who have The Carnival.

We have gotten a reputation. People can see a good country show close up and also see the carnival and exhibits. I'm sure they come back year after year because they are well treated and they like what they are seeing.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!