Cat owners spend zero. Dog owners spend money because their dogs often become the centerpiece of the family.

In the past three years, this [sector] has seen an incredible boom. People really want to spend money on dog clothes, beds, treats and accessories.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

It's surprising to the average person to hear they are good family dogs. They are a very smart breed and very loyal to their owners.

I would like to have them show him pictures of the family and pictures of the dogs, especially the three-legged dog, because I think that would trigger something there. Because how many times would he have seen a three-legged dog?

Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out! . . . Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born . . . born? Get sheep over side . . . women and children to armored car . . . orders from Captain Zeep.