#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

Meow.

Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that’s going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?