Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard
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...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.
TRISHA MCCAGH A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other c...
MASON COOLEY Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a...
BEN PLATT A gentleman doesn't pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sit...
QUENTIN CRISP People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
DAN GREENBURG People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
SIGMUND FREUD I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
SAM RAIMI Nothing defines the quality of life in a community more clearly than people who regard themselves, ...
RENATA ADLER Nothing defines the quality of life in a community more clearly than people who regard themselves, o...
RENATA ADLER No furniture is so charming as books.
SYDNEY SMITH No furniture is so charming as books
SYDNEY SMITH [The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is...
WES LOCHER There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Qu...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Beware of people who dislike cats
IRISH SAYINGS Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA We're in High Point, which is heralded as the furniture capital of the world. Even with all their st...
JASON HARRIS People who take you for granted would be mad at those who regard you as something.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I regard consciousness as fundamental. I regard matter as derivative from consciousness. We cannot g...
MAX PLANCK Compassion automatically invites you to relate with people because you no longer regard people as a ...
CHOGYAM TRUNGPA Coyotes do view small animals as prey - small cats or small breed dogs may be attractive to the coyo...
ELETTA PURDY When the Hun is poor and down, he's the humblest man in town, But once he climbs all holds the rod, ...
JOSEPH CATS It becomes a big problem because people see these cats and are more likely to approach them than the...
DOUG LISTER Most people don't take their cats or parrots for walks.
KATHY RUSSELL A lot of people are allergic to cat dander, and bathing the cats helps a lot.
KRISTY LEE People often justify letting their cats breed because they know they can find homes for the kittens....
KIRA SWAIM The organized domestic terrorism of the general public is why many people regard the police as corru...
STEVEN MAGEE Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities...
MISSY DIZICK We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little a...
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are ...
WILL ADVISE It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who ...
AGNES REPPLIER A lot of people have called me the black Bette Midler, and I regard that as a compliment.
VESTA WILLIAMS There are still people in my party who believe in consensus politics. I regard them as Quislings, as...
MARGARET THATCHER People [in Australia] don't see it as a business. We regard ourselves as a profession run by doctors...
MICHAEL CHAPMAN Cats don’t have shoulders, not like people do. But
NEIL GAIMAN Some people just keep cats and dogs for fun at first. Once problems occur, the cats or dogs are just...
HUANG HAILIANG I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a f...
TOM LEHRER Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.
LEE ENTREKIN People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.
HENRY MORGAN Regard mistakes as teachers, not judges!
TAE YUN KIM I just don't know why people would want to buy new furniture today.
LINDA ADAMS People are already gun-shy of the furniture industry, and this won't help.
D. L. TURBYFILL You like them," I realized.
Noah's eyebrows lifted in question.
"Like as people."
"As...
MICHELLE HODKIN We have been taught to regard a representative of the people as a sentinel on the watch-tower of lib...
DANIEL WEBSTER We have been taught to regard a representative of the people as a sentinel on the watch-tower of lib...
DANIEL WEBSTER Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.
CONNIE WILLIS Cats will be cats.
MORRISSEY I support a leash law for cats, 100 percent. There are numerous cities in the country that have leas...
GALEN BARRETT I do regard myself as very lucky.
DAVID WENHAM Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted ...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Conventional people are roused to fury by departures from convention, largely because they regard su...
BERTRAND RUSSELL Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
JULIE ANDREWS Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard suc...
BERTRAND RUSSELL It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People li...
P. J. O'ROURKE She viewed ethnic cleansing, famine and genocide as direct threats to her furniture.
ARUNDHATI ROY Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything ...
WINIFRED CARRIERE Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, ...
LOUIS CAMUTI There is probably no one venue in the community, besides the Rock Cats, that draws the people that t...
MAYOR TIMOTHY STEWART In happiness and suffering, in joy and grief, we should regard all creatures as we regard our own se...
MAHAVIRA People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decid...
WILL ADVISE Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow th...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow th...
WINSTON CHURCHILL There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, b...
POLLY HORVATH I wondered briefly if cats also came back after death, then dismissed the thought because as far as ...
W. BRUCE CAMERON I don't regard it as a historical novel, I regard it as a novel of now, which just happens to be set...
JULIAN BARNES This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS We want to pigeonhole things and people, but it is absurd to regard me just as a furry wig-and-britc...
DOMINIC COOPER Although enlightened people know that an extreme phobia wasn't a form of madness, hey could not help...
DEAN KOONTZ I don't regard nature as a spectator sport.
ED ZERN I regard my organization as one big family.
ROBERT STIGWOOD that one might reasonably regard as commercially significant.
WILLIAM POOLE I regard President Trump as an international terrorist.
STEVEN MAGEE People regard Yahoo as a platform for essential services, and it's had a profound impact on the ...
JERRY YANG Truth is truth, cats are cats.
LAYLA MORGAN WILDE I look at every piece of furniture and every object as an individual sculpture.
KELLY WEARSTLER Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuis...
REV. ORLANDO THOMAS DOBBIN It's hard to explain to you how we feel as cat breeders. The amount of money we've spent caring for ...
DAN SHACKLEY This time of year is a great opportunity for us to be able to get furniture from people, especially ...
ANNE POLLARD I would have girls regard themselves not as adjectives but as nouns.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON Favours out of place I regard as positive injuries.
CHARLES CHURCHILL We regard this as information that Intel behaved deceptively.
JASON CATLETT If I had to choose between clothes and furniture, I'd choose furniture.
JULIANNE MOORE Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.
MARGE PIERCY Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats
MARGE PIERCY The people of the future will say, meat-eaters in disgust and regard us in the same way that we rega...
DENNIS WEAVER Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the t...
EARL WARREN People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as unimpo...
B.R. MYERS Not too many people knew. I sure didn't. I'd never even heard of Levitz furniture before this,
BILLY BROWN We'll take anything people want to give that still works. Furniture, equipment and appliances sell r...
ANDY SOUTHERLAND Edith was at the forefront of the move to modernist design that influenced architecture and furnitur...
BILL STERN One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
GWENDOLYN BROOKS I regard other women as my community, not my competition.
GINA BARRECA I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G. K. CHESTERTON I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G.K. CHESTERTON Human inertia makes the everyday environment, the furniture, as it were, appear to be a given.
TODD GITLIN In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
TERRY PRATCHETT In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.
UNKNOWN Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the peo...
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