Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.

Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!

It was never my intention to cause you pain. Whether you feel strongly or very little, that does not excuse thoughtless behavior." - Adam

What you leave behind says as much about you as what you bring along.

When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out.

I'm boyish with a feminine twist. I definitely gravitate toward oversized things like shirts and jackets. I like a good trouser, but then I might mix it up with something more feminine, like a pointy boot or pumps.