Dr. Seuss quote: "Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl."

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you&...
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I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behin...
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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of ...
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When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly ...
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Fun is good.
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I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
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Only you can control your future.
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A person's a person, no matter how small.
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It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.
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I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started a...
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A person's a person, no matter how small.
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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'...
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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dream...
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not.
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They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast...
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How did it get so late so soon?
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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing ...
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I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!
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Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're real quite lucky.
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you ...
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Oh the places you'll go!
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remember that Life’s
a Great Balancing Act.
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You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way!
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The more you read the more places you will go,the more places you go the more things you will learn.
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You have brains in your head you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you c...
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And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out o...
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Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left. DR. SEUSS

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen...
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You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-ne...
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Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind
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Kid, you'll move mountains.
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Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are gam...
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Out there things can happen, and frequently do,
To people as brainy and footsy as you.
And...
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So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
you're ...
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And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

K...
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Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. Oh! Th...
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You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soo...
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Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they d...
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You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. but mostly...
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When you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easil...
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And when you're alone there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of...
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You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any dire...
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It's opener, out there, in the wide, open air.
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Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
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Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you
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Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to ...
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You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as ...
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You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting,
So... get on...
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When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.
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If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening t...
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To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.
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You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
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Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is com...
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a wa...
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I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.
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And will you succeed?Yes! You will indeed!(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed)
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction y...
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People so seldom say I love you And then it's either too late or love goes. So when I tell you I lov...
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't ...
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You have to be odd to be number one
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Everything stinks till it’s finished.
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And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should b...
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Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.
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It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.
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So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
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I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play again...
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Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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Adults are obsolete children.
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You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone ...
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Hollywood is not suited for me, and I am not suited for it.
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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
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I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve themselves in a situation. Then in the end, I...
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Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction y...
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The problem with writing a book in verse is, to be successful, it has to sound like you knocked it o...
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How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My...
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end...
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You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you...
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I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.
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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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Every once in a while, I get mad. 'The Lorax' came out of my being angry. The ecology books ...
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I stay out of politics because if I begin thinking too much about politics, I'll probably... dro...
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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way...
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It is better to know how to learn than to know.
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With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-go...
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My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ...
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When you think things are bad,
when you feel sour and blue,
when you start to get mad... DR. SEUSS

The storm starts, when the drops start dropping
When the drops stop dropping then the storm sta...
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He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have righ...
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If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
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I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from be...
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Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act.
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You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
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Being crazy isn't enough.
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
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I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
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I am the Lorax, and I'll yell and I'll shout for the fine things on earth that are on their way out!
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Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuf...
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Step with care and great tact
And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act
Just never forg...
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You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any d...
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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
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Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed!
(98 and 3-4 percent guaranteed.)
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Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So. . . get on your way.
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't...
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All alone!Whether you like it or not,alone is something you'll be quite a lot
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Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.
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I'm sorry to sayso but, sadly it's truethat bang-ups and hang-upscan happen to you
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You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
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I was saving the name of 'Geisel' for the Great American Novel.
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Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.
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The main problem with writing in verse is, if your fourth line doesn't come out right, you'v...
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If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good
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I'm afraid sometimes you'll play lonely games too,games you can't winbecause you'll play against you
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You are the guy who'll decide where to go.
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All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
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One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do ...
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction y...
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how co...
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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky woul...
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The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.
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It has often been said
there’s so much to be read,
you never can cram
all those wor...
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But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have ...
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Some are sad.
And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.

Why are the...
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I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behi...
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I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
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Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I beli...
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When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle a...
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"I'm sorry to say
so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups
can happen to you"
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"I'm afraid sometimes
you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win
because you'll ...
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"All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot"
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"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying....
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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you...
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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is com...
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My shoe is off my foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.
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And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!
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Now... thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round...
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Shorth is better than length.
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My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'...
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I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.
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Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either pa...
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There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.
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Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to kn...
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ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
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And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no...
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Teeth are always in style.
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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy...
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For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.
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Reading can take you places you have never been before.
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I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights...
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I meant what I said and I said what I meant - An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent! Dr
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it...
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Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebo...
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So you see! There's no end to the things you might know,Depending how far beyond Zebra you go.
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The Cat In The Hat
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Chances are that the number of teachers that will be impacted by this will be very few.
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[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare,/ that's darned good advice to follow./ Do a lot of spi...
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You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?
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Sam Ran Over Sand or Sand Ran Over Sam,
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UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It is not.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go...
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
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If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
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Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!Thank goodness you're not something someone forgot,...
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Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
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You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
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Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!
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Maybe Christmas, he [the Grinch] thought, doesn't come from a store.
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When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly fill...
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What it really said to me is how hard the people at our school work, ... All of our employees who wo...
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And the turtles, of course... All the turtles are free- As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should ...
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Fiction Is My Addiction
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I box in yellow Gox box socks.
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Stop telling such outlandish tales. Stop turning minnows into whales.
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'The Lorax' book was intended to be propaganda.
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And I saw on this hill, since my eyesight's so keen, the two biggest fools that have ever been seen!...
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'...
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I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too.
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You have to be a speedy reader because there’s so so much to read.
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Young cat! If you keep
Your eyes open enough,
Oh, the stuff you will learn!
The most ...
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A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!
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But now," says the Once-ler, "now that you're here, the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear. UNL...
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The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
The Once-ler: Uh, down?
The Lorax: A tree falls t...
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How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June....
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Catch! calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the las...
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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.
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Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

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Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

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