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Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.


Tommy Chong

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WALTER BECKER Comedians talk to other comedians the way jazz musicians can talk to each other.
DAVID STEINBERG The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG Our parents were musicians.
CAROLINE CORR I think it was that we were really seasoned musicians. We had serious roots that spanned different c...
JIMMY PAGE There were five children in my family, and arguing was how we used to entertain ourselves.
JACK STRAW A bunch of them lived on State Street in a house we called the 'Munster House,' ... Pete used to tel...
BILL NICHOLS In other words, musicians know that going back to the Spoonful, what we were doing was not copying.
JOHN SEBASTIAN Both of my parents were musicians.
BRYAN WHITE We never doubted ourselves even when we were behind. That just made us buckle down and play harder.
JEFF CUMBERLAND The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART We were exiles from reality that summer. We were refugees from ourselves.
CHRIS CLEAVE We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but...
MARIA MONK When I was a kid in Houston, we were so poor we couldn't afford the last 2 letters, so we called our...
GEORGE FOREMAN Everybody had trepidation. But were we going to put out another album that [follows trends], or were...
DAVE HAMELIN We had great fans, but they were hard fans. They used to cheer when I got hurt. We did have to prove...
BABE PARILLI We were distraught. But we have never gotten down on ourselves as a team.
DARREN SHARPER The instructors were often neophytes at teaching us, but they possessed the information. We used the...
DAVID BAKER She is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
E. LOCKHART I lived in an area where there were a lot of rock musicians, and we got together regularly in our st...
KEN HENSLEY The sounds we made were actually quite serene and nice. We didn't click the frogs during performance...
LOUIS ANDRIESSEN Having played with other musicians, I don't even think the Beatles were that good
GEORGE HARRISON Catgut is a type of surgical thread made from the intestines of cows or sheep.” “So why do they ...
TESS GERRITSEN Artists and musicians of the Sixties were definitely into clothes.
YOKO ONO These were products that were going out and replacing sales of the legitimate product made by the mu...
BRAD BUCKLES Both my grandfathers and my mother's brother were musicians.
STURGILL SIMPSON It's like we were playing ourselves.
DONNA COWING That's how we came up with the name, it was songs that were from the beginning of our universe as mu...
RICKY PHILLIPS If we win by losing ourselves, by losing what we were fighting for, then we never really win.
MEG COLLETT We were revisionists; what we revised was ourselves.
MARGARET ATWOOD It was the passions about whose origin we deceived ourselves that tyrannized most strongly over us. ...
OSCAR WILDE It was often difficult to say no when people called. It got to the point that we had to pace ourselv...
INGRID BLACKBURN We call it a competition, but we're really just competing against ourselves. Our real goal is to be ...
LYNN HARTMUTH We were proactive then and imposed the sanctions on ourselves that we still feel were sufficient. Th...
CHRIS MONASCH History's most treasured musicians were believed in and cultivated to reach their potential. Tod...
STEVE VAI We were just trying to take care of ourselves at that point.
MARSHA LIENEMANN Since we were 9 years old we've been seeing ourselves everywhere. We're so used to it, it doesn't re...
ASHLEY OLSEN We call ourselves creators and we just copy.
LAURYN HILL We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually chall...
RONNIE HAWKINS We were told never to look a New Yorker in the eye. We were told to protect ourselves, that people i...
LISA HORTON We were so busy teaching and promoting Imago, that we didn't give ourselves enough time.
HARVILLE HENDRIX It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech an...
RON WHITE Musicians like to converse. There's always interesting conversation with musicians - with classi...
WYNTON MARSALIS We wanted to guide the musicians, so we could create our own sound. We would never let the band just...
LAMONT DOZIER What we called ourselves in 1944 - colored or Negro - we don't do anymore. Where we are now is not w...
CHARLES FULLER If we feel that something's not right, we'll test it again ourselves, ... And we've never had to cal...
DENNIS MCDONALD We never considered ourselves to be a good band or anything, we just thought we were playing for fun...
DANIEL JOHNS We are responsible for ourselves and each other.
RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO God doesn't punish us.
We do that all by ourselves.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS We were brash young fellows'. I was always hanging with the older crowd anyway. The musicians we...
BOOTSY COLLINS Everything we tried to do to shoot ourselves in the foot, worked. We were very good at shooting ours...
JIM GROBE I think we were moving it pretty well. We killed ourselves with turnovers and false starts.
WAYNE GANDY I could relate to that, ... I'm a Vassar girl. We were taught to stand up for ourselves.
HOPE DAVIS When we started the band, it was because we were waiting for a sound that never happened. We got tir...
MIKE SHINODA And fantasy it was, for we were not strong, only aggressive; we were not free, merely licensed; we w...
TONI MORRISON See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be
E. LOCKHART I had no money, ... I'd pay the musicians and go home broke, to make sure they'd stay working, 'caus...
CHARLES NEVILLE Once we were a part of Equity, we were able to get a salary, and then because we were employing ours...
GLENNE HEADLY I told (assistants Ken Kreis and Steve Rasmussen) that we were shooting ourselves in the foot. We go...
DAN TREASE We were jazz musicians in the early days. But as soon as we brought in the DJ, the shows turned from...
FELIX RIEBL We are soldiers first and then musicians.
CAPT. WILL COLQUHOUN I've always thought that actors wanted to be pop musicians and pop musicians wanted to be actors...
GARY KEMP We were our own worst enemy. We killed ourselves with turnovers.
BRANDON KRESS Last year, we came up short and our sophomores put it on ourselves that we didn't want to do that ag...
ANTHONY SLACK At first we thought we were doing it to help others. But we found out we were doing it for ourselves...
BERNICE JOHNSON We can't even call ourselves a trio, ... We have to call ourselves a foursome because we have four g...
DONALD DRIVER We were rubbish for 44 minutes. The best thing that could happen to us was that we were booed off. I...
CHRIS COLEMAN Since music has never had a Rembrandt, we have remained nothing more than musicians.
MORTON FELDMAN We gradually came to the realization that we were hurting not just ourselves but the Chinese people.
SERGEY BRIN We have been working with Habitat for Humanity and we have built eighty homes, 80% of which are bein...
HARRY CONNICK, JR. I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.
TOMMY CHONG My older brother and myself always played together in bands, but we never knew we would be professio...
WYNTON MARSALIS My father was a painter. There was a lot of singing. We hung around with a lot of folk musicians. My...
ALAN ARKIN Every time we were put into a hole, we were digging out, putting ourselves back in position to win.
JOSH BIDWELL Paradoxically, we fail to disclose ourselves to other people because we want so much to be loved. Be...
SIDNEY JOURARD That shot just epitomized where we were. I don't think we doubted ourselves. They were stunned becau...
MIKE MCCONATHY Our older stuff was pretty much the demos that we did on our own. We produced, recorded and mixed th...
BRETT SCALLIONS We wanted the biggest challenge to prove to ourselves that we were the best team in the state,
DREW MILLER Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic acto...
WILL FERRELL We were aware (the Nebraska was leading), but we were focusing on ourselves. We had to hit good rout...
JANET ANSON One of the most difficult aspect of old age is,how to divorce ourselves from the unhealthy foods we ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we trav...
TREVOR MOORE Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You k...
TOMMY CHONG We always try to pride ourselves on being the difference makers. I thought we were the difference ma...
CADILLAC WILLIAMS Never eat anything bigger than your ass.
E. LOCKHART We are Sinclairs. Beautiful. Privileged. Damaged. Liar. We live, least in the summertime, on a priva...
E. LOCKHART We call ourselves the social secretaries' sorority.
ANN STOCK We recorded over a dozen songs we had just learned the day before. I knew before I went in to record...
JOHN CORBETT When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.
BLAISE PASCAL We weren't picked to go this far. We stuck together, played within ourselves and here were are.
JOE HARDEN We should be judged as musicians, and bloody fine ones at that.
LIAM GALLAGHER Secret admirers make us believe things about ourselves that we always hoped were true.
ANONYMOUS We talked to people at all levels about music. The next thing you know, we had tapped a nerve with m...
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TOMMY LASORDA The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
TOMMY LASORDA Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
TOMMY LASORDA In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU