Christmas trees are like church steeples

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

27. Trees
I shall say absolutely nothing about the spindle tree.

I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree,

Christmas tree farmers, like virtually all other professional farmers, use agricultural chemicals in a careful and prudent manner and Christmas tree recycling has become the norm in virtually all American communities.