Christopher jokes that if we ever have twins, we'd have to name them Dennis and Emily. But I have a different attitude. I don't ever want to hear those names again.

[Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he performed his Academy Awards monologue with his fly open.] And, ... I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

It outlines the fact that we are twins, we grew up together, but then we went to different colleges and went in separate directions.

If it wasn't him, they must have been twins.

And when her days to be delivered were fulfilled, behold, there were twins in her womb.