Church: A place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to people who will never get there

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack.

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

Has the great art and mystery of politics no apparent utility? Does it appear to be unqualifiedly ratty, raffish, sordid, obscene and low down, and its salient virtuosi a gang of umitigated scoundrels? Then let us not forget its high capacity to soo