Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

Sleep not under a willow tree for she weeps many tears.

Tears will not fill your stomach; Tears will not bring kindness. If you have time to shed tears, laugh; someone will be willing to look at a hearty smile more then a tear soaked sponge.

Tickles are what power my giggle machine.

If tears were painful, no one would cry.

Your beauty isn't in your laughter. It's in your soul.