Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

Woman,” Westley roared, “you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you…do…what…you’re…told!

I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.

Too many people have been analyzing their pasts, their childhoods, their memories, their parents, and realizing that it doesn't do anything-or that it doesn't do enough.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.