Comedy is my choice, as it's what I've always enjoyed doing.

I used to put on sketch shows at boarding school when I was eight. I'm not sure about the material, but it did used to get a laugh.

I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.

I always enjoyed doing transgender songs.

If I had to go out there and surf, that would be a problem. But you know, it's just comedy.

Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business!

Did you burn your face with an iron? Why not sue Prometheus, the god that invented fire? Or an Iron Age chieftain, for having the temerity to popularise the metal.