Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.


Larry Hagman

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Funny is funny is funny.
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Larry Hagman was a huge star, and he was carrying my stuff for me.
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The forecast is easy. Rain. Lots and lots of rain.
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Larry Hagman is one of the nicest people on the planet. He is so wonderful, so loving, so giving.
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I have seen their hard work pay off and witnessed, their expansion and full parking lots.
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
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It's a hard thing to lose two young lives. There have been lots of hugs and lots of tears.
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Dirty hands are a sign of good clean work
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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
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Lots of farms and lots of growers.
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I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
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I would like to work in both comedy and drama.
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Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.
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Timing is everything.
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Timing is everything.
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In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
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Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy.
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It's a very funny play. The music is just tremendous; it's a comedy with opera mixed in.
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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I made lots of talks and challenged lots of people.
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I'm getting lots of support and also lots of backlash.
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What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
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Patience, lots of praise, tenderness and perseverance, plus a cookie, work wonders.
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It's lots of work to pack up and go out to eat.
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All my work shares a kind of balance between black comedy and sad and despairing melancholy.
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SF isn't a genre; SF is the matrix in which genres are embedded, and because the SF field is nev...
LARRY NIVEN
My problem with new writers is that it takes me five or six years to memorise the right names.
LARRY NIVEN
I've got five or six unpublished stories kicking around looking for somebody to buy them.
LARRY NIVEN
In general, I don't know when inspiration will pop up.
LARRY NIVEN
We should not have assumed that a political space station could be built.
LARRY NIVEN
I'm not predicting; I just love playing with superconductors.
LARRY NIVEN
I love superconductors.
LARRY NIVEN
Treat your life like something to be sculpted.
LARRY NIVEN
I've spent a lot of my life among people brighter than myself.
LARRY NIVEN
I'd visit the near future, close enough that someone might want to talk to Larry Niven and can f...
LARRY NIVEN
I don't have a strong interest in history.
LARRY NIVEN
Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.
LARRY NIVEN
We're looking as far ahead as we can, and we don't get penalized for mistakes.
LARRY NIVEN
I'd repair our education system or replace it with something that works.
LARRY NIVEN
I do suspect that privacy was a passing fad.
LARRY NIVEN
I never got good at predicting what millions of people will suddenly decide is rational.
LARRY NIVEN
As for AIDS, it's a plague. We are human, we get plagues. They come along every so often, kill o...
LARRY NIVEN
Bruce Sterling is one terrific writer and he's relatively new, but I don't know how long he&...
LARRY NIVEN
Building one space station for everyone was and is insane: we should have built a dozen.
LARRY NIVEN
In hindsight it may even seem inevitable that a socialist society will starve when it runs out of ca...
LARRY NIVEN
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
LARRY NIVEN
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.
LARRY NIVEN
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, th...
LARRY MILLER
Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for ...
LARRY MILLER
Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting...
LARRY MILLER
Members of the Academy are mostly urban people. We are an urban nation. We are not a rural nation. I...
LARRY MCMURTRY
Self-parody is the first portent of age.
LARRY MCMURTRY
Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.
LARRY MCMURTRY
You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: w...
LARRY MCMURTRY
If we know anything about man, it's that he's not pacific. The temptation to butcher anyone ...
LARRY MCMURTRY